You can't see how phallic a tower appears to be from the inside! [video]

[hyperglycemic]

Oi.

[Say hello to the silver haired man on your terminal monitors.]

Who's the main heroine in this tower? If there's more than one, Gin-san can help decide the lead. But anyway, it's really important.

Our fates rest firmly in her cup-size hands.

[ooc note: Gintoki will recognize some canons and either excitedly or offhandedly fourth wall characters, so if you want to reply, but don't like fourth walling, just note that in your comment somewhere!]

Comments

[Video]

[akito_sohma]

There isn't a heroine.

[Video]

[hyperglycemic]

Ah, I see. I would expect that type of answer from you. But this goes beyond your own character type! We have to discover the genre of this story, THE GENRE!

[Because right now, it's looking a little like horror, and he's not okay with that.]

If it's a really spunky or comical lead then it's probably shounen, and we'll be okay. But if she's a meganekko or some kind of specialist, it could be a video game. There's no guarantee the main characters live in that kind of story! Do you see how this can affect us all?!

[littlelifeforms]

What do you mean by "heroine"?

[hyperglycemic]

The lead female character.

[littlelifeforms]

I see.

[ Head tilt. ]

It is a very subjective matter. However I believe from what information are available to us, Ruana is the female leader of the administrators.

Meanwhile, amongst the residents, informations I have gathered indicate the one known as Princess Zelda is seen as a leading figure.

[hyperglycemic]

Zelda? Seriously? Princess Zelda? This is the correct information?

[He pauses, staring off thoughtfully before he begins speaking again, almost to himself.]

We have a chance if we approach this in a 16-bit fashion... But in the modern era we could fall off a roof or be nagged until our eardrums pop open. Hearing is a useful sense, and we don't want to lose it that easily. How could we call for our companion if we couldn't hear the tune to learn it!

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[terreifying]

i dunno
depends on whose writig the story

[Video]

[akito_sohma]

...

What are you talking about? [Did someone forget their crazy pills this morning?]

text;

[hyperglycemic]

hey! only a disgusting megane otaku would send a text response to a video! I can tell by the fact that you're using a popular name like that. don't try to trick me. I know this isn't a mech story.

[Video]

[hyperglycemic]

[If only pills could cure this...]

Look, I don't know your story that well. It would be even worse for my image if I walked around with a girl's manga, right?! I know there's a cat involved, and a clumsy lead, but that's it!! It would be better if we stuck to a shounen setting anyway. I don't want to get stuck with the role of weird uncle or pervert teacher.

Re: text;

[terreifying]

i don't wear glasses
and no i don't have Go-kun here right now
but if can be a mech story if i ever get him back

[Video]

[akito_sohma]

[Been there, man. Just gotta keep chugging.]

A...girl's...manga? [Wtf.] You seem to know more about my family than you're letting on.

[Spill. the. beans.]

text;

[hyperglycemic]

LIES

don't try to play make believe when the situation is this serious!

[Video]

[hyperglycemic]

L-l-look I only read a few chapters when I heard Ketsuno Ana was a fan, okay?! IT WASN'T LIKE I ENJOYED IT! Wasn't turning into an animal already done?! How could the author create new awkward situations with that kind of cliche?!

[Video]

[akito_sohma]

How - [Full fledged horror. She grits her teeth and leans in, lowering her voice.] Don't spout those things on the network, you idiot.

Re: text;

[terreifying]

[She pouts]

it's not lies
someday i'll get him back and show you

[Video]

[hyperglycemic]

It's okay! You only have to do a spoiler warning if the chapter came out that year.

[Video]

[akito_sohma]

I'm not apart of some story! My business is mine alone and if you continue to reveal it where others might see it, I will take care of you myself.

text;

[hyperglycemic]

ok why don't I just wait here so I can die and rot forever before that even happens.

[Video]

[hyperglycemic]

Eh? Really? You're mad even though you asked me for a synopsis?

Re: text;

[terreifying]

that would sort of suck for you though

[Video]

[akito_sohma]

I didn't ask for a synopsis! I asked what you knew about my family. [Either way, he gave her more than enough to stomach.] Don't tell me you learned all of that from manga.

text;

[hyperglycemic]

gin-san's used to that situation already. but now things are getting too personal here

[Video]

[hyperglycemic]

I think I saw the anime one time when Kagura was watching it. Ah, no... It was Shinpachi for sure.

Re: text;

[terreifying]

no that would be me asking you about the color of your underwear
and i'm not
lol