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You can't see how phallic a tower appears to be from the inside! [video]

Oi.

[Say hello to the silver haired man on your terminal monitors.]

Who's the main heroine in this tower? If there's more than one, Gin-san can help decide the lead. But anyway, it's really important.

Our fates rest firmly in her ~~cup-size~~ hands.

[ooc note: Gintoki will recognize some canons and either excitedly or offhandedly fourth wall characters, so if you want to reply, but don't like fourth walling, just note that in your comment somewhere!]

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There isn't a heroine.

Ah, I see. I would expect that type of answer from you. But this goes beyond your own character type! We have to discover the genre of this story, THE GENRE!

[Because right now, it's looking a little like horror, and he's not okay with that.]

If it's a really spunky or comical lead then it's probably shounen, and we'll be okay. But if she's a meganekko or some kind of specialist, it could be a video game. There's no guarantee the main characters live in that kind of story! Do you see how this can affect us all?!

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What are you talking about? [Did someone forget their crazy pills this morning?]

[If only pills could cure this...]

Look, I don't know your story that well. It would be even worse for my image if I walked around with a girl's manga, right?! I know there's a cat involved, and a clumsy lead, but that's it!! It would be better if we stuck to a shounen setting anyway. I don't want to get stuck with the role of weird uncle or pervert teacher.

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What do you mean by "heroine"?

The lead female character.

I see.

[ Head tilt. ]

It is a very subjective matter. However I believe from what information are available to us, Ruana is the female leader of the administrators.

Meanwhile, amongst the residents, informations I have gathered indicate the one known as Princess Zelda is seen as a leading figure.

Zelda? Seriously? Princess Zelda? This is the correct information?

[He pauses, staring off thoughtfully before he begins speaking again, almost to himself.]

We have a chance if we approach this in a 16-bit fashion... But in the modern era we could fall off a roof or be nagged until our eardrums pop open. Hearing is a useful sense, and we don't want to lose it that easily. How could we call for our companion if we couldn't hear the tune to learn it!

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i dunno
depends on whose writig the story

hey! only a disgusting megane otaku would send a text response to a video! I can tell by the fact that you're using a popular name like that. don't try to trick me. I know this isn't a mech story.

i don't wear glasses
and no i don't have Go-kun here right now
but if can be a mech story if i ever get him back

LIES

don't try to play make believe when the situation is this serious!

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Why is it important?

This is an experiment, and the administrators are in control.

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You bastard, did you come here to flaunt your +1 genetics? You think that because oji-san has a natural perm that he has the inferior silver hair?!

[What is this even? Sephiroth blinks.]

I am genetically enhanced, but my hair is irrelevant.

So you admit it! You just came here to give me a complex huh? You think it's so bad that I should wear a hat to cover it, right? WELL THAT WON'T HAPPEN. YOU'LL HAVE TO LOOK AT IT EVERY DAY.

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video; ha ha, no, it's great

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If you have to compare this to something fictional, compare it to the most disturbing horror movie you've ever seen. Multiply that by a hundred or so. The villain of that movie is Ruana. If you have a strong stomach, you can look her up, but the content of her most recent network appearance is...well. It involves cannibalism, let me put it that way.

So the main villain is a hot female? This isn't good. It wrecks the dynamic. A first arc can't have that kind of villain.

Except...this is reality. It's not a good reality, to be sure, because it means being stuck in a place with a psychotic who-knows-what-she-actually-is in charge, but...

If I had to live in fiction, I'd take one of my friend Umika's books over this. There's always a good ending and the villain gets their comeuppance. The hero or heroine has their struggles, but they make it through them.

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...There's a main heroine? Is she in trouble?

Is she?! If you know a girl who's in trouble, it's probably her then! What's her age group?

A girl in trouble? [...wait a sec.] Mm, that's Sayaka. She's my age, I think.

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[Impassive daiyoukai is impassive. Though perhaps a little irritated, if one judges by the minuscule twitch of his left lip.]

What is it with you humans and your ridiculous fascination with stories?

WHAT IS THIS?! Is this a parade to highlight the shortcomings on my head?! DOES EVERYONE HERE HAVE SILVER HAIR FROM A CONDITIONER AD?! At least give me your brother because fleas are worse than a natural perm!

[An unimpressed stare.]

What business do you have with my brother?

[And his fleas?]