You can't see how phallic a tower appears to be from the inside! [video]

[hyperglycemic]

Oi.

[Say hello to the silver haired man on your terminal monitors.]

Who's the main heroine in this tower? If there's more than one, Gin-san can help decide the lead. But anyway, it's really important.

Our fates rest firmly in her cup-size hands.

[ooc note: Gintoki will recognize some canons and either excitedly or offhandedly fourth wall characters, so if you want to reply, but don't like fourth walling, just note that in your comment somewhere!]

Comments

[littlelifeforms]

What do you mean by "heroine"?

[hyperglycemic]

The lead female character.

[littlelifeforms]

I see.

[ Head tilt. ]

It is a very subjective matter. However I believe from what information are available to us, Ruana is the female leader of the administrators.

Meanwhile, amongst the residents, informations I have gathered indicate the one known as Princess Zelda is seen as a leading figure.

[hyperglycemic]

Zelda? Seriously? Princess Zelda? This is the correct information?

[He pauses, staring off thoughtfully before he begins speaking again, almost to himself.]

We have a chance if we approach this in a 16-bit fashion... But in the modern era we could fall off a roof or be nagged until our eardrums pop open. Hearing is a useful sense, and we don't want to lose it that easily. How could we call for our companion if we couldn't hear the tune to learn it!

[littlelifeforms]

That is indeed correct.

... May I ask what you are talking about? None of this makes sense.

[hyperglycemic]

Spock, didn't you have a Super Famicom once? Even in the future, surely it lived on thanks to sad otaku who had their eyes attached backward so they could only look to the past until they died alone!

[littlelifeforms]

You assumption is incorrect. I am not Ambassador Spock, my name is Data.

Furthermore, I believe Super Famicom refers to an archaic video game system. Aside from a brief mention in my databanks, it does not appear to have lived on in the future.

[hyperglycemic]

So, our senses of nostalgia won't match up! But even if you had fond memories about Zelda and Link, they would fall flat if you went back to revisit that time. You should just keep looking to the future, Spock! Look to Dragon Quest instead!

[Even... if that's not the future either.]