You can't see how phallic a tower appears to be from the inside! [video]

[hyperglycemic]

Oi.

[Say hello to the silver haired man on your terminal monitors.]

Who's the main heroine in this tower? If there's more than one, Gin-san can help decide the lead. But anyway, it's really important.

Our fates rest firmly in her cup-size hands.

[ooc note: Gintoki will recognize some canons and either excitedly or offhandedly fourth wall characters, so if you want to reply, but don't like fourth walling, just note that in your comment somewhere!]

Comments

video;

[pinnaculum]

Why is it important?

This is an experiment, and the administrators are in control.

video;

[hyperglycemic]

You bastard, did you come here to flaunt your +1 genetics? You think that because oji-san has a natural perm that he has the inferior silver hair?!

video;

[pinnaculum]

[What is this even? Sephiroth blinks.]

I am genetically enhanced, but my hair is irrelevant.

video;

[hyperglycemic]

So you admit it! You just came here to give me a complex huh? You think it's so bad that I should wear a hat to cover it, right? WELL THAT WON'T HAPPEN. YOU'LL HAVE TO LOOK AT IT EVERY DAY.

video;

[pinnaculum]

I was providing you with information. I am here because I was brought here.

[This person seems mentally unstable.]

I do not care if you wear a hat.

video; lmao I'm sorry for this tag.

[hyperglycemic]

Did your dad bring you here? He actually got around a woman long enough to stab her with his other sword?

video; ha ha, no, it's great

[pinnaculum]

My father? I have no known father. I was brought here by the Tower administrators.

[What do you know about his father, anyway?]

I was born in the care of Shinra Electric Company, under the supervision of the Science Research Department.

[hyperglycemic]

So your dad isn't that mazacon guy who lives in a rock? It's okay if you don't want to say it. Everyone gets embarrassed by their dad at least once. But don't tell the science story in front of him, okay? It will crush his soul, which is like being embarrassed 10,000 times and having to commit seppuku in front of the whole family.

[pinnaculum]

[A pause. He can hardly parse any of that. He'll just give a simple, basic answer to this confusing person.]

My name is Sephiroth. I do not know who my father is.

What science story? [A science story sounds at least potentially interesting.]

[hyperglycemic]

The one about being born at the scientific electric company.

[He was going to leave it at that, until the name he was given registers.]

Sephiroth, ahn? Did you shrink? Are you sure that's not your dad's name?

[pinnaculum]

That is a fact. Why would it upset me?

No, I have not shrunk, and my father is not Sephiroth. I am Sephiroth, and I am approximately seven years of age. [Give or take twenty-some years, but it's complicated.] Did you meet the older version of myself in the Tower?

[hyperglycemic]

No, I met him on the Playstation.

[pinnaculum]

What's a Playstation?

[It does sound like a place, although he's not so sure about the "play" part. Somewhere like Gold Saucer?