You can't see how phallic a tower appears to be from the inside! [video]

[hyperglycemic]

Oi.

[Say hello to the silver haired man on your terminal monitors.]

Who's the main heroine in this tower? If there's more than one, Gin-san can help decide the lead. But anyway, it's really important.

Our fates rest firmly in her cup-size hands.

[ooc note: Gintoki will recognize some canons and either excitedly or offhandedly fourth wall characters, so if you want to reply, but don't like fourth walling, just note that in your comment somewhere!]

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[eternallily]

If you have to compare this to something fictional, compare it to the most disturbing horror movie you've ever seen. Multiply that by a hundred or so. The villain of that movie is Ruana. If you have a strong stomach, you can look her up, but the content of her most recent network appearance is...well. It involves cannibalism, let me put it that way.

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[hyperglycemic]

So the main villain is a hot female? This isn't good. It wrecks the dynamic. A first arc can't have that kind of villain.

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[eternallily]

Except...this is reality. It's not a good reality, to be sure, because it means being stuck in a place with a psychotic who-knows-what-she-actually-is in charge, but...

If I had to live in fiction, I'd take one of my friend Umika's books over this. There's always a good ending and the villain gets their comeuppance. The hero or heroine has their struggles, but they make it through them.

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[hyperglycemic]

Didn't you know stories always come from real life? The writers can't be expected to make all of it up! They have real lives too! They aren't getting paid for this!

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[eternallily]

...did you miss the part where I said that one of my best friends is a writer? I've been around her when she's working, writer's block and all. She does have a real life, but she's also published and getting paid for what she does, too.