You can't see how phallic a tower appears to be from the inside! [video]

[hyperglycemic]

Oi.

[Say hello to the silver haired man on your terminal monitors.]

Who's the main heroine in this tower? If there's more than one, Gin-san can help decide the lead. But anyway, it's really important.

Our fates rest firmly in her cup-size hands.

[ooc note: Gintoki will recognize some canons and either excitedly or offhandedly fourth wall characters, so if you want to reply, but don't like fourth walling, just note that in your comment somewhere!]

Comments

[Video]

[hyperglycemic]

I told you already, to make myself look better, not worse. What if my future wife lives in this tower? If she sees your hair it will be no good.

[Video]

[taiyoukai]

[Dryly.]

If you need to stand next to Inuyasha to make yourself look better, you have far more pressing problems than the opinion of your hypothetical future mate.

[Pause.]

Not to say anything of the wisdom of marrying someone frivolous enough to be swayed by the quality of one's hair.

[Video]

[hyperglycemic]

My status is a direct result of a natural perm. There was extensive testing done to confirm it. And it was written on the sticker inside a botan candy box once.

[Video]

[taiyoukai]

Fascinating.

[It's not.]