You can't see how phallic a tower appears to be from the inside! [video]

[hyperglycemic]

Oi.

[Say hello to the silver haired man on your terminal monitors.]

Who's the main heroine in this tower? If there's more than one, Gin-san can help decide the lead. But anyway, it's really important.

Our fates rest firmly in her cup-size hands.

[ooc note: Gintoki will recognize some canons and either excitedly or offhandedly fourth wall characters, so if you want to reply, but don't like fourth walling, just note that in your comment somewhere!]

Comments

[video]

[hyperglycemic]

STOP THE CHARADE! SWITCH TO VIDEO, OLD MAN!

[video]

[terreifying]

[And Rei does as he requests and switches to video. She waves at him.]

Heeee~ey!

[video]

[hyperglycemic]

Cosplay, huh? They let a dangerous hobby like that in this tower?

Re: [video]

[terreifying]

Silly. If I were cosplaying, I'd be wearing cat ears.

[video]

[hyperglycemic]

A nekomimi pilot? No... Such a thing isn't possible. Lives would be on the line.

Re: [video]

[terreifying]

I was actually a cat for Halloween, you know. But getting stuck in the costume hurt.

[video]

[hyperglycemic]

Okay... Okay okay okay okay. If you're the real Ayanami, tell me why your anime is more popular than mine.

Re: [video]

[terreifying]

...Anime? You mean that one with the hospital scene and Shinji being gross? Um...I guess it was because it was made by NERV and everyone liked Shinji.

[video]

[hyperglycemic]

Ah, is that what happened? They wanted to draw in the hideous otaku crowd with a gross character like Shinji? I see...

Re: [video]

[terreifying]

He's not gross! He's my big brother and he's perfectly fine.

...They made up that hospital scene.

[video]

[hyperglycemic]

I thought he was your love interest? Or your son.

[Gin MIGHT have been really drunk when he tried to watch it, so...]

Re: [video]

[terreifying]

...He's my brother.

[Though she is in love with him.]