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john egbert (ghostyTrickster / ectoBiologist) ([personal profile] longwinded) wrote in [community profile] animus_network2013-04-03 09:28 pm

breath one | text

[Say hello to John Egbert. Say hello to John Egbert's angry texts.]

all questions aside about what the hell is going on here.
who broke my hammer?
because that is just messed up.


[He sends another out a few moments later.]

who is even seeing this?
hi i'm john.
to anyone out there.
tentacletrainer: (I can't believe you just said that.)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-04-04 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh it is miserable!
After all, what bodily function is more miserable than vomiting?
But thank you, John.
Oh, and please try not to die.
I'm sure that goes without saying, but I have had my fill of Egbert Deaths™.
tentacletrainer: (You're too kind.)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-04-04 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
It deserves a trademark.
And you wouldn't die permanently here anyway, whether it was just or heroic.
Meaning you can really wrack up a death count, which is sort of what I want to avoid.
I know it's going to be difficult, but I would really love it if none of you were killed too often.
tentacletrainer: (It was a lovely dream.)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-04-04 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah...

Thank you.

It sounds like John may have gotten the upper hand on the pranksters gambit recently.
I don't suppose he managed to prank you, did he?