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[longwinded]

[Say hello to John Egbert. Say hello to John Egbert's angry texts.]

all questions aside about what the hell is going on here.
who broke my hammer?
because that is just messed up.

[He sends another out a few moments later.]

who is even seeing this?
hi i'm john.
to anyone out there.

Comments

[longwinded]

pranking a pranking master is opening a can of worms.
they don't know what they've done now.
tsk tsk.
i'm not sure the admins and i can be friends now.

[chainsawn]

Yeah, I don't think you should be friends with them. I've heard some people say they're mean.. so maybe they just play pranks on everyone.

[longwinded]

how about this.
the next time they "prank" me.
i show them what a prank really looks like.
they'll never see it coming!

[chainsawn]

Woah. That makes it sound like they should be scared of you. [ she's impressed, at least.. ]

Are your pranks that special? I want to see it when you prank them.

[longwinded]

depends on how i prank them.
i mean.
i learned from my dad so.
they could be pretty swell.

[chainsawn]

You should teach me one of them too. Then it can be passed on from your dad to you and then to me. It'll be like a pranking legency.

[longwinded]

well.
do you think you have what it takes to be a pranking master?
i miiiiiiiight be able to teach you.

[chainsawn]

I'll try hard. [ She's actually more excited for it than she lets on to, it's just that everything with her comes out so blankly.. ]

I'll become the best pranking master there ever was.