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[Say hello to John Egbert. Say hello to John Egbert's angry texts.]

all questions aside about what the hell is going on here.
who broke my hammer?
because that is just messed up.

[He sends another out a few moments later.]

who is even seeing this?
hi i'm john.
to anyone out there.

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

shit man its the smiles like that that make this incredibly unlucrative sticker-star dishing out business all worthwhile
makes my heart grow real warm right here you know

no they didnt invent that option for the poketch anymore
..actually idk if they invented the poketch since were stuck on something that looks like its from 1988

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[longwinded]

man.
you're making me all fuzzy inside.
good end to a bad day.

poketch?
:|

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

its what im here for
spreading smiles to the world
:')

you know those like half phone half watches half PDAs half mobile computer half radio half magical tech bullshit they introduced in one of the games