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[spaghettiinmysoul]

[Well. He's only been here a week and he's taken a massive issue with something.

A massive issue.

Someone just talked to Yotsuba and learned something rather... unpleasant.

So after he was perfectly and utterly sure she was in a safe room for the night and tucked away, he went and took his issue up on the airwaves.

Loudly.]

WHI-WHI-WHI-WHICH ONE 'O YOU LOONY TOONS KI-KI-KILLED A KID?!

Ya don't hi-hi-hit kids! 'Specially no-no-not girl kids! No kids at all in fact! I oughta beatcha 'til ya ca-ca-ca-ca-caaaaaaAAAaAan't walk no more!

[His voice veered off into a sharp whine and then descended into static, emotion overwhelming his vocal units for a moment]

If I ever fi-fi-fi-find out who la-laid a hand on that ki-kid- I'll- You don't wanna know what I'll do!

[Rabbit didn't want to know what he'd do.]

Ya be-be-better watch it or else I'll fi-fi-find ya and then you'll be sorry ya ever even looked at her!

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[hystericull]

[...Okay, maybe he's not so willing to indulge. Gamzee just sighs in exasperation, devoid of his usual terrible temper and destructive actions.]

This turgid motherfuckin' stalk of wonderland be the Tower of Die and Come Back to Motherfucking Life. Death don't mean fuckin' nothin' no more. A brother ain't all able to get his see on at the wicked beauty in it all so clearly anymore, neither.

[He's getting off-track. This is the first time he's explained this place to someone in all the time he'd been here. Usually he was too impatient.]

Sometimes bros and bitches get their fuckin' experimentation on of themselves, bein' taken away and comin' back all freaked out and motherfuckin' stitched up like what's they ain't were at all motherfuckin' being before.

[He laughed a little.]

Lookin' like your ass.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

[Sorry Rabbit isn't really in a very charming mood at the moment. But goodness that was a great deal of jargon he had to shift through there. He doesn't really know what some of it means, but he does know it doesn't sound pleasant in the slightest. And he did get one thing.]

Yy-y-ya don't di-die forever here?

[... Probably not the best thing to tell him. Rabbit was pretty reckless on a good day. Knowing there might be no repercussions for his idiocy might not go over well]

I-I-I look fi-fine! An' no one told me about this! Wha-wha-what's the big secret here?

... Still! Little ki-kids shouldn't hafta get hurt!

[hystericull]

[Gamzee really didn't care about this guy's reckless tendencies, so he had no inclination to choose his words carefully.]

Nah. A brother up and get his inner laughy bits stuffed back all up inside him and wake up fresh as a newly-hatched motherfucker.

[He quirks a brow.]

On the fuckin' side what's all being the side that's up, though, it make it fuckin' easy as a fuckin' pie to get your murder on of bitches what trip your switch, you feel me, my brother?

[A shrug.]

The secret's bein' we ain't motherfucking knowin' much 'bout nothin' other than that. But, tykes gonna fuckin' get splattered and there ain't nothin' much no one can be doin' on it, so fuckin' quit flippin' your god damn lid on it.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

[Well really it wouldn't effect Gamzee unless the troll did something obviously horrible.]

... Weird.



We-we-well I don't wa-wanna murder no one! I ju-ju-just wanna make sure that kid stays safe! She ain't go-got no pappy here to look after her!

[HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THAT]

I-I-I'll flip my li-lid if I wanna! I can do what I want! Ain't no one gonna hurt her again!

[hystericull]

[Stop it you're intriguing him. Although, what can a rusty piece of junk possibly be capable of? Gamzee waved a dismissive hand.]

She'll learn to deal without her motherfuckin' lusus around. There's food and shit.

[To be honest, Gamzee was a little jealous. After his surgery, his own lid-flipping was severely limited. Watching Rabbit get so worked up was entertaining.]

Yeah, yeah. Have fun watchin' that touching statement yours all sprout a sick pair of motherfuckin' rusty fairy wings and propel its titties right up out the fucking viewing pane.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

It ain't th' sa-sa-same without yer pappy!

[He should know.]

She ne-ne-needs someone ta take care of her an' I'm g-g-g-gonna.

I don't ca-care what anyone sa-sa-says, I'm gonna look out fer that kid. No one's gonna hu-hurt her ever again.

[And that sounded perfectly final, the robots eyes overly bright for a moment.]

[hystericull]

[He's just about done with this topic tbh.]

Okay, okay! Motherfuck!

The fuck a hunk a' junk gonna know 'bout rearin' no charge? There be fucked up bullfairies chillin' in this motherfuckin' joint somewhere, just nab one of them dudes. Probably do a fuckin' better job.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

[RABBIT WILL NEVER BE DONE WITH THIS TOPIC]

I du-du-dunno but I'll be there fer her! I-I-I'm a gre-great big brother, how hard can it be? I'll ju-just make sure she don't get hurt again.

[hystericull]

[Now he's just playing devil's advocate.]

How you even now she fuckin' be wanting you!? You be all up and getting your decide on of fuckin' a lot of shit without fuckin' askin' on her at it first, bro.

[Not that he really cares. It's just fun working this dude up.]

[spaghettiinmysoul]

She li-li-likes me! We talked about it an' e-everything, she thinks I'm a g-g-great brother!

[She even held his hand it was bonding and he likes her a whole lot you shut up, Gamzee]

[hystericull]

Fuckin' think I all gonna up and empty my motherfucking digestive sack.

[YEAH YEAH WHATEVER.]

Remind me to fuckin' keep a gander bulb on you motherfuckers so I ain't gotta all be missin' the trainwreck when that little motherfuckin' bitchette finally kicks her wicked shit out all over this place, hahahahaha!

[spaghettiinmysoul]

G-g-go ahead. Maybe you'll p-p-puke out that ba-ba-bad attitude of yours.

Ain't nu-nuthin' bad gonna happen t'that kid. I g-g-g-got my eye on her. She's fa-family now.

[hystericull]

Ain't motherfuckin' likely.

[He laughed cruelly, mimicking vomiting into the camera. Afterwards, he held up his empty hands, to signify nothing had come out.]

This shit be fuckin' ingrained in a motherfucker.

'S how you get the fuckin' bitches, you dig?