video/voice- [The cafeteria]

[sonof_thrain]

Lavender meatballs and lavender sauce; sunflower pasta salad; squash blossom soup...

[He frowned as he repeats the words from this month's menu. Why the damn flower theme? Do people actually eat this? Thorin dispised the menu. Flowers were too elvish for his liking.]

Is anyone actually eating this? Nay, I would rather kill a deer on Floor Thirty Two than ruin my palette with this....food. Flowers are for gardens, not for eating. Whoever thought of this idea is obviously [an elf.] strange. What if you do not like flowers? Do we still have to eat this? Surely, a meat stew could not go amiss one time?

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[tohko_amano]

I kind of like the lavender colors! They look nice, and they don't taste bad.

[Tohko had almost no right to talk about how normal food tasted: it was all sand to her, and violet was just her favorite color.]

As for the flowers, they do say that April showers bring May flowers. Perhaps that's why the menu has so many flowers and vegetables.

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[sonof_thrain]

[Yes, but he HATES flowers. Ew, elves.]

I care not for what poetry this place offers. [Also, poetry? Elves too.]

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[tohko_amano]

[..Not that Tohko really knows, sadly.]

..It's not really a poem..it's more like a rhyme. But why don't you like it? At least everything is edible for once!

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[sonof_thrain]

Whatever it is, I care not for it. [Dwarves don't do rhymes, they do battle songs and manly stuff.]

I do not favour rhymes of such a nature. I am a dwarf. We sing around roaring fires and tell tales of old.

[oathshackledbird]

Back in my day, we made due with whatever we could find be it flowers and other plants harvested from the ground, meat hunted, or fish drawn from the waters. I would not complain considering what the fair for last month was. Would you really rather go back to just having nutrition bars?

[Diarmuid's smile is pleasant and welcoming. It is obvious he doesn't mean any condescension with his words. He is merely presenting a different point of view.]

Even if we do not like what is on the menu, at least there is something and that means the kitchen will be stocked with whatever is needed to make it. If you do not know, the kitchen is open for making whatever you would like with those ingredients. Feel free to take whatever you hunt and prepare it there.

[His smile widens into a grin.]

With or without flowers...

[sonof_thrain]

[Thorin thinks on the man's words. It could be worse. Thorin never tried the nutrition bars as he refused to eat them. Instead, he hunted and gathered within the open area on Floor Thirty Two. Much more dwarvish.]

I understand what you are saying. Yet, the selection is limited in that it is flowers or nothing. Perfumed delights are more suited to a palette not of a dwarf. [His next comment made Thorin raise an eyebrow.]

The kitchen is open? I did not know that. Perhaps, I can fashion myself something without flowers to eat.

[oathshackledbird]

It is unfortunate that the administrators often try to control us by forcing these themes on the meals for the month. Often, people go along with the oddness, but just as often they do not. Yes, the kitchen is open for all who would like to use it though, of course, that is not something they bother to tell you in the letters. While the ingredients are limited to what is needed to make whatever is on the menu for the month, there is nothing that says you can't take those ingredients and add what you gather in the tower to make something completely different. I have done it several times since I came here even though my knowledge of modern appliances is limited. There is nothing to keep you from taking things and cooking them on other ways should that be more suitable to your palette. I am much better at cooking over a fire than I am with an oven.

[Diarmuid laughs at his lack of skill for a moment before switching topics.]

You say you are a dwarf? Are you an acquaintance of Legolas' then? He and I have spoke a time or two and he mentioned the last time we talked that a dwarf from his world had newly arrived.

[sonof_thrain]

[Thorin nodded and found a pattern in what the administrators gave out each month. Were they feeling generous this month? Even so, flowers. Ew.]

I know of Legolas. Did he mention me to you then? [Who else had he told about the great Thorin Oakenshield arriving to the tower?]

[wegotlucky]

The soup's not so bad. I used to have it back home once in a while.

[sonof_thrain]

Squash blossom soup? [Have this face because it sounds disgusting. Something even Bilbo would probably turn his nose up, if he were here.]

Back home I have rabbit stew or meat broth. A good hearty meal cannot go amiss.

[wegotlucky]

Just eat around the blossom if it's not your thing.

The lavender meatballs are kinda strange, though.

[sonof_thrain]

What kind of meat do they use in these meatballs? [Dare he ask?]

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[awaken]

It could be worse, though I'd love a good hamburger right about now.

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[sonof_thrain]

What might a hamburger be?

[ajealouswind]

You're free to take your deer and bring it to the kitchens to prepare it, if the provided food isn't to your taste.

[Says the man who is currently nibbling on a lavender cookie. Because sweets were sweets, and after all this time he wasn't feeling inclined to be picky.]

[sonof_thrain]

Aye, I may do so, if the need takes me. [Roasted mutton if he could find a sheep? Deer stew did sound appetising though.]

[ajealouswind]

This is more a mercy for those that aren't accomplished hunters. There may be deer and rabbits and chocobos here, but they're... off, have you noticed?

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[idkworldruler]

At least your breath will smell good after eating?

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[sonof_thrain]

Why would I care about such trivial things such as that? [There aren't any toothbrushes in Middle-Earth. Nope.]

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[idkworldruler]

Cause teh ladies don't like bad breath.

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

We-we-well some flowers ya can eat. Like... Sunflowers. ... Or magnolias. Or dandilions!

[He's going to just start making up flowers now]

And red bellied jumping junipers!

Why n-n-not try one? Ya only li-live once!

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[sonof_thrain]

[He thought about Rabbit's words then frowned.]

I do not know if I am ready to taste such things yet. We dwarves have particular tastes in food.

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Amused. And drinking a glass of red wine with, yes, rosewater.]

Have you tried eating any of it? It's really not so terrible as it sounds. And I would think that you had more than enough of meat from hunting during Jason's month.

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[sonof_thrain]

Legloas. Nay, a dwarf never gets tired of hunting. [He gave the elf a small smile. Trust you to love it, Legolas. You were an ELF.]

Do you enjoy it?

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Being an elf has nothing to do with it. :p]

I do. It's far better than what Jason serves us each month he's in charge.