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[testifier]

I find this whole situation questionable for a multitude of reasons I won't divulge, so I'll spare the moronic queries and figure shit out myself.
Though I can't say I appreciate some apparent omniscient fuckers claiming to have saved my ass from impending doom only to lock me away in a tower.
I mean, someone has their lore all backwards right there.
Anyway, I digress.
I need to know the whereabouts of the following people as soon as possible: Roxy Lalonde, Jake English, Jane Crocker.
If you know where any of these people might be then drop me a line. Otherwise do a guy a favour and keep any useless trivia to yourself.

Comments

[turntechtrainer]

[He was prepared for this. Sorta. What are emotions? He is in no way dodging his.]

well shit that just ruins the whole you are here speech everyone makes
way to ruin a routine
havent seen any of them here but thats not accounting much
they could always show up later

[testifier]

What can I say, I'm just a regular cat among the pigeons.
Guess I'll keep looking anyway.

[turntechtrainer]

note of warning
theres a chance they wont be from the same timeframe timeline or even the same version of the universe
its like the twilight zone
thousands of possibilites
all of it confusing

[testifier]

I see.
That could be inconvenient, but timeline shenanigans ain't really anything new to me.
I'll work around it somehow.

[turntechtrainer]

i know you will
pretty all that can be done about it
the admins switch who is in control every month
some are worse than others
expect anything is i guess what im saying
actually since im tossing info out
if youve got questions ask
ill answer what i know

[testifier]

Expect the unexpected, huh.
What sort of things have they pulled in the past?

[turntechtrainer]

recently they surgically altered a bunch of people
they were trapped in their own heads or so brainwashed they believed they were working for this place
every now and then they malfunctioned and went on murder sprees
the brainwashed ones murdered anyone who misbehaved
before that they had some gas that made you insane and murder happy
did i mention they seem to love making us murder each other
because i dont think i can stress that one enough

[testifier]

Sadistic fuckers.
They must run out of lab rats fairly often, though.
I suppose that's why they keep pulling people in?

[turntechtrainer]

nope
if you die they bring you back
its sadism that just keeps on giving bro

[testifier]

A continuous cycle of murder.
Wonderful.
I imagine there must be some sort of repercussion?

[turntechtrainer]

ten minutes of sleep paralysis per death no clue what happens after seven
depends though
if youre godtier feels like the death clause for godtier overrides it at certain times