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animus_network2013-05-12 10:25 pm
testifier) wrote in animus_network2013-05-12 10:25 pm
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I find this whole situation questionable for a multitude of reasons I won't divulge, so I'll spare the moronic queries and figure shit out myself.
Though I can't say I appreciate some apparent omniscient fuckers claiming to have saved my ass from impending doom only to lock me away in a tower.
I mean, someone has their lore all backwards right there.
Anyway, I digress.
I need to know the whereabouts of the following people as soon as possible: Roxy Lalonde, Jake English, Jane Crocker.
If you know where any of these people might be then drop me a line. Otherwise do a guy a favour and keep any useless trivia to yourself.
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Of all the people Bro expected to see back, it wasn't Dirk. Of all the people to have given him mixed feelings on returning, it's definitely Dirk. On one hand, he's pretty goddamn happy to see him, all things considered. On the other? He's back in hell tower and he wouldn't wish that on anybody. So it's definitely a double edged sword here.]
holy shit.
didnt expect to see your mug back around here.
and by mug i mean eye searing orange text.
judging by the shit burning my eyes though it looks like you dont remember being here.
youll get used to temporal wibbly wobbly bullshit though.
anyway.
long time no see.
i guess i kinda missed you man.
sucks that youre back though.
ha.
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well shit that just ruins the whole you are here speech everyone makes
way to ruin a routine
havent seen any of them here but thats not accounting much
they could always show up later
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none of them are here
your friends are in a different castle
or i guess tower
tbh i think youre really the only one whos came and went other than a jane strider and some roxy that wasnt a lalonde?
its like a party all up in this shit
choose your flavor
what room are you?
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Who the hell are you, and what do you mean I'm "back"?
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Guess I'll keep looking anyway.
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For now.
Who's asking?
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the aforementioned temporal shit comes into play.
youve been here before.
so thats what i fucking mean by youre back.
as for who i am?
you.
ish.
just, yknow.
cooler and with a hat.
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theres a chance they wont be from the same timeframe timeline or even the same version of the universe
its like the twilight zone
thousands of possibilites
all of it confusing
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Like that would be one memorable experience for a metric fuckton of reasons.
Also I have plenty of hats. Just not to wear.
I mean, they're fucking awesome and all, but they'd muss up this stylized perfection I have going on.
And there is quite literally no one alive cooler than me so don't even start with that.
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and yeah blah blah the hair excuse.
you can have awesome hair and still wear a hat.
i manage it.
and im sorry but youre the second coolest.
im the first.
its just the simple fucking truth.
the sooner you accept it the sooner we can get on to more important things.
like being best bros and shit.
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That could be inconvenient, but timeline shenanigans ain't really anything new to me.
I'll work around it somehow.
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ive been here longer than you have so i get seniority anyways
suck it
dave is asking
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Especially if you are actually me.
And the position of my best bro has fortunately already been filled.
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Why?
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Well that's kind of depressing.]
i see.
well then.
yeah if thats what you want.
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this is all an elaborate joke for shits and giggles
and because i want to piss on your wall obviously
why is a stupid fucking question
i can find your name listed you know, so either way ill know what room youre in eventually
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pretty all that can be done about it
the admins switch who is in control every month
some are worse than others
expect anything is i guess what im saying
actually since im tossing info out
if youve got questions ask
ill answer what i know
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So unless you have anything vaguely useful to add you can beat it.
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define useful.
because theres a fat load of shit i could tell you about this place.
like how no matter what theres not a single fucking thing you can do to stop yourself and anybody you like from dying.
about how it screws with you mentally and physically a few times a month.
how if you aint careful youll get your head eaten off by one of the hundreds of monsters that lurk in the dark.
which if youre lucky youll actually see coming.
then theres the admins.
batshit 1, batshit 2 and batshit 3.
each progressively worse.
shit there might be more idk.
i only really care about the batshittiest.
and by care i mean loathe with every fiber of my being.
like ruana and jason.
ones a cannibal and ones a fucking sadistic douchebag.
watch your back when theyre in charge.
not that it really matters.
cuz like i said if they wanna screw with you then they will.
so yeah.
useful enough for you?
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probably a good thing your friends aren't here.
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And I've lived my whole life avoiding monsters.
I'm not going to die now just because we're apparently caught up in some mad Saw shit.
So these batshit admins are the ones pulling the strings?
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What sort of things have they pulled in the past?
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Although if you're really so keen, it's 5-06.
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they were trapped in their own heads or so brainwashed they believed they were working for this place
every now and then they malfunctioned and went on murder sprees
the brainwashed ones murdered anyone who misbehaved
before that they had some gas that made you insane and murder happy
did i mention they seem to love making us murder each other
because i dont think i can stress that one enough
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your walls will be painted yellow
golden showers
but if im being serious i have some information i can throwdown for you
i mean stuff that probably hasnt been told to you yet
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also: not here, not here and oh yeah, not here
you're welcome, I accept all forms of payment including firstborn progeny
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They must run out of lab rats fairly often, though.
I suppose that's why they keep pulling people in?
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If you have anything new to add then go right ahead.
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Failing that I shall await a knight upon a graceful steed.
I see.
Given what I've heard that's probably just as well.
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if you want to know which each floor has i can tell you but that would take a really fucking long time to say through this and it would be miles of red text you honestly probably dont really want to read through
i can give a much shorter list of which floors i find are worth the time of day but whatever
youre not going anywhere for awhile probably
i can also tell you which floors to not explore just because theres no reason too or it might get you killed
itll probably get you killed
dying happens
insert quotations marks here
the fun thing about dying here is that you just wake up back in bed good as new
the only difference is that each time you die you get ten minutes of sleep paralysis tacked on so if you just kick the bucket a lot youre looking at lying in bed frozen for an hour straight
there might be other things the more times you die but i havent witnessed anything passed sleep paralysis
it isnt really dying persay but im also in trouble with the tower so i probably shouldnt just go vomiting information on the network and the video got erased
i can tell you some more classified stuff in person but its honestly not extremely life changing
it really explains what happens when we die though
each month one of the admins will be in charge
zo actually likes us so he tries not to give us too much shit
riki does whatever he wants
ruana is fucking batshit
jason is an asshole
we previously had another admin by the name of dax but ruana ate him
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So what are they getting out of all this?
Are we supposed to be test subjects for some greater purpose?
Or is it just a pointlessly sadistic system to sate the urges of a bunch of psychopaths?
Not that I appreciate being yanked over here for any reason.
Won't ask what you did to rile them up right now, but more information would be appreciated.
Got to know what I'm dealing with, after all.
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if you die they bring you back
its sadism that just keeps on giving bro
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like.
i dunno.
your best friend could kill you because you know what?
the tower fucking told them to do it.
they didn't have a flying chance to decline.
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some of what happens isnt really an experiment
we had the weather go through drastic changes at random but zo was in charge for the month so im assuming that some of what happens is just some kind of inbalance
im willing to give him the benefit of the doubt because hes in charge of making sure the tower isnt breached from the outside
im pretty sure they see it as some form of compensation for saving us
well
maybe
at this point why they do it doesnt really interest me because being on the receiving end of this bullshit is tiring
youre in your room right now then?
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...Which could be a step up I guess.
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Wonderful.
I imagine there must be some sort of repercussion?
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Their intent intrigues me only because it might be the way to fuck their shit up.
Though I've been here for like five minutes and I'm already sick of their shit.
Yes, for the time being.
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How do they do it though? Some sort of mind control?
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How long ago did you see them?
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[He tries to keep track of who comes and goes by reviewing the network.]
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depends though
if youre godtier feels like the death clause for godtier overrides it at certain times
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it kind of just gets worst from here
stick around and ill head over and you can get the downlow
it might take me a bit though
i tend to get watched
shit is annoying
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who comes and who dies.
who knows.
i'm guessing mind control/brainwashing.