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[testifier]

I find this whole situation questionable for a multitude of reasons I won't divulge, so I'll spare the moronic queries and figure shit out myself.
Though I can't say I appreciate some apparent omniscient fuckers claiming to have saved my ass from impending doom only to lock me away in a tower.
I mean, someone has their lore all backwards right there.
Anyway, I digress.
I need to know the whereabouts of the following people as soon as possible: Roxy Lalonde, Jake English, Jane Crocker.
If you know where any of these people might be then drop me a line. Otherwise do a guy a favour and keep any useless trivia to yourself.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Holy shit.

Of all the people Bro expected to see back, it wasn't Dirk. Of all the people to have given him mixed feelings on returning, it's definitely Dirk. On one hand, he's pretty goddamn happy to see him, all things considered. On the other? He's back in hell tower and he wouldn't wish that on anybody. So it's definitely a double edged sword here.]

holy shit.
didnt expect to see your mug back around here.
and by mug i mean eye searing orange text.
judging by the shit burning my eyes though it looks like you dont remember being here.
youll get used to temporal wibbly wobbly bullshit though.
anyway.
long time no see.
i guess i kinda missed you man.
sucks that youre back though.
ha.

[turntechtrainer]

[He was prepared for this. Sorta. What are emotions? He is in no way dodging his.]

well shit that just ruins the whole you are here speech everyone makes
way to ruin a routine
havent seen any of them here but thats not accounting much
they could always show up later

[knightime]

[Oh...Dirk is back. And obviously with no recollection of being here. Bummer.]

none of them are here
your friends are in a different castle
or i guess tower
tbh i think youre really the only one whos came and went other than a jane strider and some roxy that wasnt a lalonde?
its like a party all up in this shit
choose your flavor
what room are you?

[longwinded]

just saying this now rather than later.
probably a good thing your friends aren't here.

[hellacious]

what, not plannin' on trying to let down your hair?

also: not here, not here and oh yeah, not here
you're welcome, I accept all forms of payment including firstborn progeny

[alephbet]

I have seen at least two of those three, but the fact that they're no longer here means that they've been sent back to their destroyed worlds.

...Which could be a step up I guess.