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[testifier]

I find this whole situation questionable for a multitude of reasons I won't divulge, so I'll spare the moronic queries and figure shit out myself.
Though I can't say I appreciate some apparent omniscient fuckers claiming to have saved my ass from impending doom only to lock me away in a tower.
I mean, someone has their lore all backwards right there.
Anyway, I digress.
I need to know the whereabouts of the following people as soon as possible: Roxy Lalonde, Jake English, Jane Crocker.
If you know where any of these people might be then drop me a line. Otherwise do a guy a favour and keep any useless trivia to yourself.

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[testifier]

Really now.
Why?

[knightime]

no im shitting with you
this is all an elaborate joke for shits and giggles

and because i want to piss on your wall obviously
why is a stupid fucking question
i can find your name listed you know, so either way ill know what room youre in eventually

[testifier]

I think it's perfectly reasonable to inquire about why a guy wants to get all up in my space.
Although if you're really so keen, it's 5-06.

[knightime]

well now you know
your walls will be painted yellow
golden showers

but if im being serious i have some information i can throwdown for you
i mean stuff that probably hasnt been told to you yet

[testifier]

Can't wait.

If you have anything new to add then go right ahead.

[knightime]

the tower is huge as shit so i guess go happy and explore till your hearts content
if you want to know which each floor has i can tell you but that would take a really fucking long time to say through this and it would be miles of red text you honestly probably dont really want to read through
i can give a much shorter list of which floors i find are worth the time of day but whatever
youre not going anywhere for awhile probably
i can also tell you which floors to not explore just because theres no reason too or it might get you killed
itll probably get you killed

dying happens
insert quotations marks here
the fun thing about dying here is that you just wake up back in bed good as new
the only difference is that each time you die you get ten minutes of sleep paralysis tacked on so if you just kick the bucket a lot youre looking at lying in bed frozen for an hour straight
there might be other things the more times you die but i havent witnessed anything passed sleep paralysis
it isnt really dying persay but im also in trouble with the tower so i probably shouldnt just go vomiting information on the network and the video got erased
i can tell you some more classified stuff in person but its honestly not extremely life changing
it really explains what happens when we die though
each month one of the admins will be in charge
zo actually likes us so he tries not to give us too much shit
riki does whatever he wants
ruana is fucking batshit
jason is an asshole
we previously had another admin by the name of dax but ruana ate him

[testifier]

Well, that's one loaded answer right there.
So what are they getting out of all this?
Are we supposed to be test subjects for some greater purpose?
Or is it just a pointlessly sadistic system to sate the urges of a bunch of psychopaths?
Not that I appreciate being yanked over here for any reason.

Won't ask what you did to rile them up right now, but more information would be appreciated.
Got to know what I'm dealing with, after all.

[knightime]

ive been here awhile
some of what happens isnt really an experiment
we had the weather go through drastic changes at random but zo was in charge for the month so im assuming that some of what happens is just some kind of inbalance
im willing to give him the benefit of the doubt because hes in charge of making sure the tower isnt breached from the outside
im pretty sure they see it as some form of compensation for saving us
well
maybe
at this point why they do it doesnt really interest me because being on the receiving end of this bullshit is tiring

youre in your room right now then?

[testifier]

Compensation for a rescue I doubt was necessary.
Their intent intrigues me only because it might be the way to fuck their shit up.
Though I've been here for like five minutes and I'm already sick of their shit.

Yes, for the time being.

[knightime]

you never stop being sick of their shit
it kind of just gets worst from here

stick around and ill head over and you can get the downlow
it might take me a bit though
i tend to get watched
shit is annoying