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[testifier]

I find this whole situation questionable for a multitude of reasons I won't divulge, so I'll spare the moronic queries and figure shit out myself.
Though I can't say I appreciate some apparent omniscient fuckers claiming to have saved my ass from impending doom only to lock me away in a tower.
I mean, someone has their lore all backwards right there.
Anyway, I digress.
I need to know the whereabouts of the following people as soon as possible: Roxy Lalonde, Jake English, Jane Crocker.
If you know where any of these people might be then drop me a line. Otherwise do a guy a favour and keep any useless trivia to yourself.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

[Oh.

Well that's kind of depressing.]

i see.
well then.
yeah if thats what you want.

[testifier]

Yeah.
So unless you have anything vaguely useful to add you can beat it.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[If you think he's actually going to leave you alone completely, you're dead wrong. As shitty as this feels, there's no way he's going to just avoid Dirk completely. You may not realize it, but he's got your back. This place is hell and you're gonna fucking need it.]

define useful.
because theres a fat load of shit i could tell you about this place.
like how no matter what theres not a single fucking thing you can do to stop yourself and anybody you like from dying.
about how it screws with you mentally and physically a few times a month.
how if you aint careful youll get your head eaten off by one of the hundreds of monsters that lurk in the dark.
which if youre lucky youll actually see coming.

then theres the admins.
batshit 1, batshit 2 and batshit 3.
each progressively worse.
shit there might be more idk.
i only really care about the batshittiest.
and by care i mean loathe with every fiber of my being.
like ruana and jason.
ones a cannibal and ones a fucking sadistic douchebag.
watch your back when theyre in charge.
not that it really matters.
cuz like i said if they wanna screw with you then they will.
so yeah.

useful enough for you?

[testifier]

If my friends really aren't here then it's just back to looking out for number one.
And I've lived my whole life avoiding monsters.
I'm not going to die now just because we're apparently caught up in some mad Saw shit.
So these batshit admins are the ones pulling the strings?