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[thekidsare0kay]

[Someone is totally oblivious to the event going on. People missing? Experiments? He's been hermitting and playing HALO, and doesn't know about it, yet. Are there flickers at the corner of his vision? Just more of his brain playing tricks on him - totally business as usual.

He's got another problem, though, which is reaching critical importance.]

ii can't beliieve thii2.
ii need two complaiin two the fuckiing management or 2omethiing.
who the fuck giive2 a job that iinvolve2 2wiimmiing two a troll who'2 never been iin water deeper than hii2 ablutiion trap?
and they 2aiid ii can't change iit and ii have two go!

how hard ii2 iit two learn how two 2wiim?
doe2 anyone who DOE2N'T have giill2 have any iidea how two do thii2?

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[Suddenly Action]

[allthefeelings.livejournal.com]

Wwhy don't YOU havve to buy ME dinner? [He reaches out and...feels the smooth skin of Sollux's cheek to his ear. Weird. No fins.]

Because it'll be fuckin' hilarious to wwatch you flounderin' but I'm hardly gonna let you die.

[Suddenly Action]

[thekidsare0kay]

[Oh. He flushes a bit more deeply, holding still as Eridan touches his ear. But he's not just going to stand there passively. He reaches out in return and brushes his fingers against Eridan's fin, then takes hold and spreads two spines apart with his fingers]

...I already learned thome thtuff, though. But I guethh I'll give you a shot.

[Suddenly Action]

[allthefeelings.livejournal.com]

[Oh. Uh. Wow. Okay, that is kind of in his business. He comes over a little bit glazed. Those are fairly delicate membranes for a troll.]

Good. It'll be interestin' to see if you'vve got the ability to trancend your uselessness.

Re: [Suddenly Action]

[thekidsare0kay]

In what way am I uthelethh? I don't thee you contributing much of anything. [His fingers slide back behind the fin, probing at the gill there, but his other hand comes up to grab his horn and wrench his head back, baring his throat]