2nd Lie [Video]

[fictionalize]

[Well, here's Kumagawa looking less than his usual chipper self. Whatever could be the matter? Certainly not the worry that his violet collar might be a timebomb, right?]

「Hey, everyone, a friendly poll from your neighborhood Kumagawa: of those of you with amazing super powers, gifts, magic, psychic abilities and all those amazing things, have any of you noticed them acting any differently since you arrived here? Please respond in 140 characters or less.」

Comments

[bloodredandblack]

Pretty sure its happened before.

[fictionalize]

「Oh. Guess you've moved on from love-comedy to things we can't print in Shounen Jump at all!」

[bloodredandblack]

Love? She just kicks me and tells me to put some clothes on.

What kind of fantasy world do you live on?

[As if Reimu COULD love.]

[fictionalize]

[He looks pretty bored]

「Oh, it's just that sort of thing. I guess you are both girls. Even if you're not very girly by the sounds of it.」

[hasn't really connected that these are the same people who already chewed him out]

[bloodredandblack]

Are you asking to get your face punched in?

[fictionalize]

「No, no, you're supposed to prove your feminine charms now!」

[bloodredandblack]

You only want me to so you can enjoy yourself way too much.

[fictionalize]

「No, I'm pretty sure I'd only enjoy myself the appropriate amount.」

[bloodredandblack]

Which is too much.

[fictionalize]

「Don't be silly, it can't be "too much" if it's "the right amount"!」

[bloodredandblack]

It's too much! And why the hell do you speak so weird?

[fictionalize]

「Are you making fun of how I speak? How petty! Only petty people do that!」

[bloodredandblack]

I'm glad you're getting to know me better.

[fictionalize]

「Wow, you really are shameless! Are you that one who was holding the adventuring tryouts?」

[bloodredandblack]

Who else did you think I was?

[fictionalize]

「Someone else rude and grouchy, obviously! Being recognize someone's face after only texting them only happens in badly-written off-kai mangas!」

[bloodredandblack]

You know what I need? I need you to stop using references that I don't understand.

[fictionalize]

「It's not my fault you're so uncultured. Or that you're not popular.」

[bloodredandblack]

It won't be my fault when my fist slips and knocks your teeth in either, I suppose.

[fictionalize]

「No, no, no, that's definitely your fault then. What sort of irresponsible thing are you saying?」

[bloodredandblack]

If I can't control it, it's not my fault.

[fictionalize]

「You should have better control of your fists! Like pet owners with vicious rabid dogs!」

[bloodredandblack]

Sometimes, when idiots like you are around, I lose control completely.

[fictionalize]

「Maybe you have an allergy.」

[bloodredandblack]

Yeah, I probably do.