fionnuisce: (could see a world reborn)
Lord El-Melloi II [AU] ([personal profile] fionnuisce) wrote in [community profile] animus_network2013-06-02 10:45 pm
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☿ // 003; [video]

[After his response to Ruana, the almost disturbingly composed Waver with his mercury maid behind him decided to address the network himself.]

I'll make this clear: I don't give a flying multiverse-traveling fuck how real or fake it is, I will give damn near anything for a cigarette right now.

[Either he'd gone completely insane or just snapped into harsh sarcasm and irritation as a defense mechanism.]
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nonacquiescent: (but soon they'll be)

[personal profile] nonacquiescent 2013-06-08 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yes we are mister]

I am not getting lung cancer because you can't be an alcoholic like a normal person!
fionnuisce: (it was your heart on the line)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2013-06-09 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
You'd prefer a ruined liver? And we aren't the same person anyway, so I fail to see why this concerns you.
nonacquiescent: (and move the decimals)

[personal profile] nonacquiescent 2013-06-09 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
I need it a whole lot less. But if you were an alcoholic we'd be having this same conversation and I would be telling you to do something else.

Anyway, that's not the point. Neither is whether we're the same person. We're not exactly, but it's enough that it should still concern me! Didn't you ever get the 'it stunts your growth' talk?!
fionnuisce: (when you've lost yourself completely)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2013-06-09 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
....You are lecturing me about my height.

Do you hear yourself talk sometimes?
nonacquiescent: (you've served us well until now)

[personal profile] nonacquiescent 2013-06-09 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Your height's average, you could be tall if it weren't for your smoking!

[No, he doesn't actually]
fionnuisce: (my friends are dead and gone)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2013-06-09 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
I'm at least ten inches taller than you, imbecile!
nonacquiescent: (at ease with the thought)

[personal profile] nonacquiescent 2013-06-09 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you are not! You're what, 5'7"? 5'8"? Taller than me, sure, but still average!!
fionnuisce: (could see a world reborn)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2013-06-09 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
185 centimeters.

[6'1", bitch.]
nonacquiescent: (and we looked out of place)

[personal profile] nonacquiescent 2013-06-09 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
...

O-okay, so, about forty centimeters taller...
fionnuisce: (and it was not your fault but mine)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2013-06-09 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
I note your argument seems to have lost a bit of steam.
nonacquiescent: (and I thank you very much that I do)

[personal profile] nonacquiescent 2013-06-09 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
The point still stands, what kind of idiot takes up smoking!
fionnuisce: (speak to me)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2013-06-09 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
A very paranoid, very bored, very stressed one.
nonacquiescent: (that I learnt my lesson well)

[personal profile] nonacquiescent 2013-06-09 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
If you were paranoid, you would be paranoid about frigging cancer.
fionnuisce: (could see a world reborn)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2013-06-09 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
If I survived Caster, I'm pretty sure there's damn near nothing that can kill me.

So why don't you shove it with your attempts at playing conscience, Jiminy Cricket?
nonacquiescent: (forget me I wash my hands)

[personal profile] nonacquiescent 2013-06-09 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Is that a crack at my height?!
fionnuisce: (it was your heart on the line)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2013-06-09 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
It wasn't going to be, but if you want to make it one then by all means, don't let me stop you.
nonacquiescent: (so I looked at your face)

1/2

[personal profile] nonacquiescent 2013-06-09 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
...!
nonacquiescent: (now the lightships are guiding you)

[personal profile] nonacquiescent 2013-06-09 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[No, Waver, don't fight with yourself about something stupid like this.]

...

Look, I'm just trying to look out for you!
fionnuisce: (move along just to make it through)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2013-06-09 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
...

[He's laughing at you. I'm so sorry.]
nonacquiescent: (man to come with all my things)

[personal profile] nonacquiescent 2013-06-09 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
...Yeah, okay, I get it.
fionnuisce: (and it was not your fault but mine)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2013-06-09 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry. You're just fun to pick on.
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