Rabbit (
spaghettiinmysoul) wrote in
animus_network2013-06-03 05:36 pm
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[So Rabbit has come to a sobering conclusion.]
So. We ain't re-re-real.
[This only means one thing]
Nuthin' here is real.
[And further more]
So I don't gotta act like it is real.
[Which is why he is boldly and uncaringly standing in front of a terminal. Stark. Naked.]
I can do whatever I want. S'all fa-fake anyway. Who's gonna stop me?
So. We ain't re-re-real.
[This only means one thing]
Nuthin' here is real.
[And further more]
So I don't gotta act like it is real.
[Which is why he is boldly and uncaringly standing in front of a terminal. Stark. Naked.]
I can do whatever I want. S'all fa-fake anyway. Who's gonna stop me?

video
We do. Don't worry about The Jon. He sends us letters sometimes. He's doin' just fine.
video
[He pats one hand on his shoulder, still looking quite put out]
...action. Why did I switch to video?
He's doin' just fine. Havin' a blast when he isn't busy bein' the Mayor of Biscuit Town.
[What else is new since '07?]
Six is comin' into his own, finally. Has a talent for manipulating blue matter just like his pappy.
action i dunno i just go with it
Good. Ma-maybe he'll c-come back an' visit some time. Seems kinda lonely without him around.
He is? Oh g-great! Hey ma-maybe we'll ge-ge-get a baby brother some time? Or a puppy!
[Blue matter powered puppies]
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...Maybe. So far he seems to like tinkerin' with rifts and mostly useless inventions.
[Walter Extendo-Pole, he's looking at YOU.]
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keywords for this icon are appropriate, rofl
[...Maybe he remembers?]
BUT SPINE
NO >:|
There's somethin' else I have to tell you.
[He doesn't want to tell him.]
You've probably noticed we're not exactly at home. We're kinda... stuck here. For a while.
SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
... Oh wha-what, here? Really?
[He looks around for a moment]
Kinda shabby lo-lookin'.
NO, DARN IT
Yeah. Yeah, it is.
[It was worse than that, but how could he even begin to explain.]
...You're sure you don't remember anythin' more recent than '07?
BUT PUPPIES
[There's a few loud clicks and a THUNK. Rabbit's eyes flicker for a moment]
... I remember a ki-kid? Real nice kid. An'... uh... Things ki-kinda go black a bit after that. I dunno like I went t'sleep fer a bit. Weird.
YOU'D EAT THEM.
Miss Yotsuba. She's here with us, yeah. Accordin' to her, you're her honorary big brother.
[Let's ignore the fact that Rabbit got himself blown to bits in the pursuit of living up to that.]
ONLY ONE
CAN YOU EVER STOP WITH ONE
[Horrible. Unsafe. I killed you.]
... Unpleasant, puttin' it lightly.
MAYBE
Uh-huh.
It's... complicated. There's monsters, for one, although I haven't seen any myself yet. [He reaches up and taps his collar.] And then there's these. We can't take'em off. They're part of us.
HUSH YOU
What this? This is stuck on? That ain't n-no fair! It don't even ma-match the rest of me!
MAKE ME
[Brief moment of panic over, he gives Rabbit's shoulders an apologetic squeeze.]
Bad things happen if you damage them. I guess 'cause they're a part of us--which, uh... is a bit difficult to explain.
It kinda does match the rest of you. You just can't see it right now.
/MAKES
Wh-wh-what?! What what's wrong, what'd I do?!
[Just scare him half to death why don't you?]
It don't ma-match my clothes, that's wha-what's important.
[Rabbit you're naked]
NOPE
Yeah, about that... they're kinda not really your clothes, either.
[This is going to make The Spine sound crazy.]
Y'see, we're kinda... illusions. Underneath our clothes and skin we're constructs filled with colored... stuff.
[Goo.]
C'MOOOOON
[... Yeah you sound pretty crazy right now. Rabbit eyes him, arching a brow]
You eh... fe-feelin' alright, Spine? Need a sec or somethin'?
NoooooOOOOOOooooo
[Yeah, he expected to be eyeballed a bit for that statement and is not disappointed. He casts the copper automaton an apologetic look and shrugs.]
I know what it sounds like, but it's true. They say we were pulled into this place to save us from our home bein' destroyed, but I don't buy it. Too much of what's been said has been a lie.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[You're nuts]
S-s-sounds pretty nutty t'me. I think I'd know if the w-world was destroyed or somethin'. Ya d-d-don't just miss that.
you won't clean up after it and I'll wind up with a dog, that's why
[Who's nuts now, Mister Memory Loss?
...Except...]
I don't recall it happenin' either. Just one more reason not to believe it.
BUT PUPPIES SPINE
lalala can't hear you
SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
sure is quiet around here
/gets a puppy anyway
ffffff
HEY SPINE LOOKIT MY NEW PUPPY
I'm goin' back to the HOW
Can I bring my puppy in there?
NO
WHY NOT
NO BACTERIA IN THE HOW THAT'S WHY NOT
JUST PET THE PUPPY
I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN
IN RABBITS MOUTH
...I rest my case.
HIS MOUTH ISN'T GERMY
But it's Rabbit's mouth.
It's healthy!
Doesn't matter. It's been in Rabbit's mouth.
PET THE PUPPY
FINE
yaaaaaaaaaaay
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