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[spaghettiinmysoul]

[So Rabbit has come to a sobering conclusion.]

So. We ain't re-re-real.

[This only means one thing]

Nuthin' here is real.

[And further more]

So I don't gotta act like it is real.

[Which is why he is boldly and uncaringly standing in front of a terminal. Stark. Naked.]

I can do whatever I want. S'all fa-fake anyway. Who's gonna stop me?

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[madokacries]

[ KYAAAAAAAAAAA. Oh wait he's not... really really naked... r-right? It's rather fascinating, actually, like a robot.

But then, you know, still naked. ]

I-I'm s-sorry! I didn't mean t-to...! [ COVERING FACE WITH SHAME. ]

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

[That's because he is a robot!]

D-d-d-didn't mean ta what? What's wrong?

... Ain't n-nuthin' ta see! Hey! Stop hidin' over there!

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[madokacries]

N-no, I-- Aah-

U-um! I-I'm sorry!

[ IT'S A TALKING NAKED ROBOT HIT THE PANIC BUTTON MADOKA. ]

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

[AND HE'S LEANING OVER THE TERMINAL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE PROBLEM IS]

Whatcha apologizin' f-fer, sweetheart? Ya didn't do nuthin' wrong! Yer fine!

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[awfulsentimetal]

See? What'd I tell you, you're scarin' people! Put your pants back on!

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

She ain't sc-scared! She's apologizin'! Don't know why, she ain't the one who's naked in public.

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[awfulsentimetal]

She's apologizin' 'cause you're standin' there stark naked and she doesn't know what else to do, dummins!

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

[GASP]

You ca-ca-can't call me that! I'm tellin' on you, Spine.

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[awfulsentimetal]

[THAT'S RIGHT HE SAID THE D-WORD.]

I just did. Now put some darn pants on.

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

Nuh uh, you called me a name.

N-now I'm never gettin' dressed.

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[awfulsentimetal]

[He pinches the bridge of his nose. Honestly, they call The Spine that all the time, how is this at all fair?]

Rabbit.

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

[Do we have to play this game again?]

Spine.

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[awfulsentimetal]

[Evidently we do. There's an exasperated puff of steam.]

Rabbit.

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

[You think you'd know this game by now]

SPINE.

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[awfulsentimetal]

[You really think he would.]

Rabbit!

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

[Well now we're playing it until Spine stops the madness.]

SPINE!

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[awfulsentimetal]

[It might be a while, guess who's stuck in a loop.

Same tone and inflection as last time:]

Rabbit!

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

[Rabbit will hold out this loop if he has to

Spine!

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[awfulsentimetal]

[And again:]

Rabbit!

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

[Uh oh Spine's broken.]

Spine!

video; just returned from hiatus! thanks for being patient /dies

[madokacries]

W-well, i-it's just that y-you're...

[ Still flushed red, trying to figure out how to put this slightly more eloquently and less embarassing. What she says next sounds more like a squeak. ]

naked.

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

....

But there ain't nu-nuthin' to see, sweetheart! See? Just a robut! Yer fi-fine, you can look! I won't tell!

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[awfulsentimetal]

[Have a very apologetic silver face on your screen, Madoka. Complete with fedora off and held to his chest.]

I'm very sorry about this, miss.

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[madokacries]

O-oh no, u-um! I-it's quite a-alright!

[ alshdfalsiw. This is more or less her train of thought as she waves her hands rapidly to try and get him to be less sorry when this isn't his fault.]

Things h-happen, so!

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[awfulsentimetal]

Maybe so, but this is a thing that's happenin' that folks just don't need to see.

[Faint quirk of his lips there. It's totally his fault, Madoka, he's supposed to be the one that keeps things like this from happening.

...Not that he ever succeeds, but such is life when Rabbit is involved.]