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[spaghettiinmysoul]

[So Rabbit has come to a sobering conclusion.]

So. We ain't re-re-real.

[This only means one thing]

Nuthin' here is real.

[And further more]

So I don't gotta act like it is real.

[Which is why he is boldly and uncaringly standing in front of a terminal. Stark. Naked.]

I can do whatever I want. S'all fa-fake anyway. Who's gonna stop me?

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

[That's because he is a robot!]

D-d-d-didn't mean ta what? What's wrong?

... Ain't n-nuthin' ta see! Hey! Stop hidin' over there!

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[madokacries]

N-no, I-- Aah-

U-um! I-I'm sorry!

[ IT'S A TALKING NAKED ROBOT HIT THE PANIC BUTTON MADOKA. ]

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

[AND HE'S LEANING OVER THE TERMINAL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE PROBLEM IS]

Whatcha apologizin' f-fer, sweetheart? Ya didn't do nuthin' wrong! Yer fine!

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[awfulsentimetal]

See? What'd I tell you, you're scarin' people! Put your pants back on!

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

She ain't sc-scared! She's apologizin'! Don't know why, she ain't the one who's naked in public.

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[awfulsentimetal]

She's apologizin' 'cause you're standin' there stark naked and she doesn't know what else to do, dummins!

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

[GASP]

You ca-ca-can't call me that! I'm tellin' on you, Spine.

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[awfulsentimetal]

[THAT'S RIGHT HE SAID THE D-WORD.]

I just did. Now put some darn pants on.

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

Nuh uh, you called me a name.

N-now I'm never gettin' dressed.

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[awfulsentimetal]

[He pinches the bridge of his nose. Honestly, they call The Spine that all the time, how is this at all fair?]

Rabbit.

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

[Do we have to play this game again?]

Spine.

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[awfulsentimetal]

[Evidently we do. There's an exasperated puff of steam.]

Rabbit.

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

[You think you'd know this game by now]

SPINE.

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[awfulsentimetal]

[You really think he would.]

Rabbit!

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

[Well now we're playing it until Spine stops the madness.]

SPINE!

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[awfulsentimetal]

[It might be a while, guess who's stuck in a loop.

Same tone and inflection as last time:]

Rabbit!

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

[Rabbit will hold out this loop if he has to

Spine!

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[awfulsentimetal]

[And again:]

Rabbit!

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

[Uh oh Spine's broken.]

Spine!

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[awfulsentimetal]

[Fix him, Rabbit.]

Rabbit!

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

[Let's try something else]

The Jon!

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[awfulsentimetal]

Ra-a-a-aaaaa--

[Silence. A blink of green photo-receptors.]

...The Jon?

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

I wa-was wonderin' if you could sa-say anythin' else. I was right!

video; just returned from hiatus! thanks for being patient /dies

[madokacries]

W-well, i-it's just that y-you're...

[ Still flushed red, trying to figure out how to put this slightly more eloquently and less embarassing. What she says next sounds more like a squeak. ]

naked.

video; Welcome back!

[spaghettiinmysoul]

....

But there ain't nu-nuthin' to see, sweetheart! See? Just a robut! Yer fi-fine, you can look! I won't tell!