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[So Rabbit has come to a sobering conclusion.]

So. We ain't re-re-real.

[This only means one thing]

Nuthin' here is real.

[And further more]

So I don't gotta act like it is real.

[Which is why he is boldly and uncaringly standing in front of a terminal. Stark. Naked.]

I can do whatever I want. S'all fa-fake anyway. Who's gonna stop me?

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[ .. The Spine? Ah, well, it would figure they would know each other.. although she likes him a lot more than this annoying robot. ]

There's such a thing as common decency! [ Says the girl who violently murders things all the time. Her priorities are weird, okay. ] Acting like this just shows everyone you're a moron who deserves to give up and die!

Noooooo it sh-sh-shows I ain't puttin' up with no illusions! Ain't re-real pants anyway.

Besides, ain't nuthin' t'show. I ain't violatin' no decency laws.

Yer ju-just jealous cause you can't do it.

...

Why would I ever want to do that?

Because it's fun.

I don't see what's so fun about looking like a complete moron in front of everyone! Do you have a few loose circuits or what?!

N-nope, I'm fine. Never better.

[Yes probably]

[ Somewhere deep down, huh.. ]

Whate-ver. They must have taken any intelligent ability from you too when they made us look like this again.

[Rabbit is Rabbit, that's his problem]

Nuh uh, I'm ju-ju-just as fu-functional as I was when I was last like this. Everythin' is workin' A-Okay.

[ She's slowly starting to get that idea. Slowly. ]

Who ever thought of making a lame robot like that? They're supposed to be helpful, not only be extremely dumb!

[Her life will be a lot easier once this is realized]

H-h-hey! I si-sing an' dance an' tell jokes. A-a-all at the same time! That's m-my contribution to society!

Your contribution to society should be keeping on your pants..!

[ They're both perfectly mature, clearly. ]

Ta-takin' off my pants is just another co-contribution I give.

Puttin' them back on would be a bigger one.

Nope, ain't g-g-gonna do it. Maybe I l-like feelin' a breeze.

What breeze.

Ya w-w-wouldn't know unless ya ta-take yer pants off.

[He pinches the bridge of his nose and holds up his other hand, index finger raised.]

One, I'm not takin' my pants off, it's rude.

[R O O D Rabbit.

Another finger joins the first.]

Two, there ain't no breeze to speak of.

Yer mi-missin' out!

There could be. You don't know!

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[ Thank you, at least someone who understands here.. ]

[Oh, he understands. All too well. And he is so very, very sorry.]

.. What kind of idiot would be interested in seeing that?!

A machine fanatic. Anyone i-i-interested in art. Sophisticated people.

Attractive people.

You've got completely the wrong idea. .. Well, maybe the first one would work, but ab-so-lu-te-ly nobody else would want to see anything that moronic!

N-nope, I ca-ca-can list tons of people who'd wa-wanna see me naked. So there.

.. You kno-w, idiots like you are just a waste of my time. If you want to go run around without pants, do it far away from me.