breath two | text

[longwinded]

surprise!
i'm not dead.
so what's up with everyone?
the atmosphere is heavier than usual.
i for one took a fantastic vacation.
destruction all around me.
sorry i didn't get anyone a postcard.


oh hey.
other me.
i hope you got my mail.
:)

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[tentacletrainer]

Girls please.
I think you are both equally beautiful.
And there is enough Lalonde dick for the both of you to suck.
So there's really no need to fight over me.
;) <3

[longwinded]

what fighting over you?
i mean you're defintiely worth fighting over.
but you're definitely dweeb john's fiance.
like i don't think i lksjdhfkjsdhfkjsdfk

[What the hell man.]

Dude let go of the keyboard!

[ghostytrainer]

No, you let go of the keyboard!

[Dude. Dude are we really going to do this? Are we really going to fight over this keyboard?]

[You bet your sweet ass we are.]

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omfg he won'tasdflkj132fsdf

[longwinded]

No, YOU let go of the keyboard.

[SOMEONE NAMED DWEEB JOHN IS GETTING AN ELBOW TO THE FACE.]

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swdfkjhkskksdfj to him!!!!!!

[ghostytrainer]

No, YOU! She's my fiancée! Dear god how can you be such a colossal jackass?!

[OH FINE THEN BE THAT WAY. JOHN TAKES YOUR ELBOW TO THE FACE AND RAISES YOU ONE STOMP ON THE TOES!!!]

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he hit mesdkfjlaflkjaflk
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listen to me!!!@@$ASDk fianckldjsflasjlkf
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[longwinded]

I'm not being a colossal jackass! I don't want to offend her or anything you asswipe! Like what do I tell her she's not even worth my time or something?!

[OW WHAT A RUDE THING TO DO! He was just thinking about Rose! D:]

skdfjhjshkdjf ROSE!
skdjhfkskdjf he sdfhkjhsdkfjhkjsdfstomped on me!
#I$WIEU*#$NDKFJSSDFTELLHIMTOQUIT!!!
skdjhfkjshkdjfhkjsdhf938759384%##@$

[tentacletrainer]

I'm going to take this as "Rose, please start a harem of Johns. We both desperately want to be a part of it."
You're so sweet.

Okay, stop fighting you two.
Don't hit each other.
I honestly expected better of the both of y--okay no I didn't but really now.
You're acting like children.
Do I have to come over there and kick both your asses?
Because I promise you I will.
And you won't enjoy it.

[ghostytrainer]

Well no but you don't start hitting on her! She's taken, dude!! [Oh hey look, a response from Rose, maybe they should stop pounding on the keys like dipshits.] I mean come on this is--

[Uh...]

[UHHH......]

Um...

[Welp.]

[longwinded]

I'm not hitting on her! [She's pretty and everything but he really doesn't think he could be so rude as to try and hit on John's woman.

Oh look. Rose replied.


..........................oh.]

Um....

sorry.
our bad.
we were acting like dipshits.

[UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....]

[tentacletrainer]

Is that an apology from both of you?
Or does one of you still require a spanking?

[ghostytrainer]

[This fight was really stupid, wasn't it? Suddenly John feels really stupid and kind of ashamed of himself and dear god how many people can see this? Everyone.]

[The answer you're looking for there is everyone.]

So how stupid do you feel right now?

that was from both of us.
no spankings needed, promise.

[longwinded]

[Oh......that is right. This is the PUBLIC network. Everyone in the tower can see their stupidity.]

Um. Pretty dumb. Sorry I hit you in the face there man.

yeah no spankings needed here.
we're good.
promise.

[ghostytrainer]

It's okay, no broken glasses or noses or anything so it's all good. Sorry about your foot.

[So. Stupid.]

[Just going to wait on Rose's response before saying anything else...]

[tentacletrainer]

Well then how about the two of you come to my room?
I've got a surprise for each of you.
And before you assume anything, I've had it for a little while.
I just had to add the finishing touches on them.

[longwinded]

[He kind of looks at his double, ummmm.]

Should we?

[He was going to let little John type this time, yeaaaah.]

[ghostytrainer]

[John just turns his head and gives his alternate self a look.]

Do you really need to ask that?

we'll be up in a couple minutes.

Okay, let's wrap up the rest of these conversations for now and go see what she wants, yeah?

[tentacletrainer]

I'll be waiting!

[[After she dashes her way up there oops.]]

[longwinded]

[Wow no need to be giving those looks. John just turns back to the keyboard and begins wrapping up his conversations so they can leave.]

What do you think she wants?

[ghostytrainer]

No idea. Maybe she knitted something for us? That's about all I can think of.

[He moves away from the computer, waiting on his alternate self before leaving.]

[tentacletrainer]

[[Little John, you are completely correct. She did indeed knit something for the both of you. Whether or not you'll like it is another matter...]]

[longwinded]

Okay, we can go now.

[He steps away from the terminal. COME ON SLOWPOKE.]

[ghostytrainer]

[He's coming, he's coming, gosh!]

[And in the interest of time, we're just going to take a moment to imagine this epic journey up the countless flights of stairs to the dorms. Because fuck elevators, seriously. Johto John here is the stair master, it is him.]

[So they do their thing, they climb the stairs and probably talk about any number of dumb things. Maybe punch each other a few more times (hopefully out of something good-natured as opposed to actual fighting.) and make a few jokes at each other's expense.]

[And finally, FINALLY. They make it up to Rose's room on the third dorm block.]

Why she couldn't have us meet her at my room since it's closer I will never understand but... [Knock, knock Rose!!!]

[tentacletrainer]

Coming! [[Because the surprise is in her trunk, John. She opens the door and invites them both in.]]

There are my handsome boys. Come sit down.

[longwinded]

[Yeah, the adventure up to her room was definitely one of epic proportions. They did punch each other a few more times, but that was expected because they are boys. They're not too nice with one another sometimes! At least it wasn't actual fighting!

But he actually hates you Johto John, stairs are dumb.

But woohoo, there they are and Rose answered the door. What a good trip that was. Upon being invited in he comes in and sits on the floor. Because sitting on the beds would be terribly thoughtless of him. Especially if it's the one those two share. Ewwwwww.]

So uh, nice to see you again Rose. [Horrid flashbacks of just fifteen minutes ago when they were punching each other for the keyboard. How embarrassing.]

WOW GO ME I DIDN'T NOTICE IT WAS MY TURN...

[ghostytrainer]

[As he enters the room, John stops briefly in front of Rose to lean up and press a quick kiss to her cheek. That's the only form of greeting he gives before making his way over to her bed and sitting down on the edge of it.]