VOICE FOR EVERYONE EVER

[spacehipster]

[Do you hear that? It's that voice. You know the one. The incredibly excited, normally accompanied by badass theme music one.]

Hellooooooooooo, residents of the Tower! Towerites! Towerians! Towerererererers.

I'm The Doctor, but most of you know that.

What you don't know--or rather, who--is the Ponds. My Ponds. My absolute favorite, simply incredibly, delightfully average, one half mad ginger, one half large-nosed Roman, couple. They're here, and I want you all to know that Team Pond Doctor--or maybe Doctor Pond--is working on helping you all escape.

[He frowns a little, and his voice lowers.] I realize that I've...failed you recently, but I want you to know that it won't happen again. And if any of you need anything, do not hesitate to ask me for help.

Comments

[spacehipster]

Oooooh, I like it. But what about Team Cool?

[waitedforyears.livejournal.com]

Team Cool, yeah? I like it.

[ Grin so evident in her voice. ] But only if it doesn't involve a fez.

[spacehipster]

...what if a fez is necessary?

[waitedforyears.livejournal.com]

Can I shoot it? Or maybe River could come by and shoot it for me.

[spacehipster]

Guns, River, and the murder of my cool hats are all banned.

B A N N E D.

Banned.

[waitedforyears.livejournal.com]

You never let me have any fun. [ Lies. She has so much fun around him. ]