VOICE FOR EVERYONE EVER

[spacehipster]

[Do you hear that? It's that voice. You know the one. The incredibly excited, normally accompanied by badass theme music one.]

Hellooooooooooo, residents of the Tower! Towerites! Towerians! Towerererererers.

I'm The Doctor, but most of you know that.

What you don't know--or rather, who--is the Ponds. My Ponds. My absolute favorite, simply incredibly, delightfully average, one half mad ginger, one half large-nosed Roman, couple. They're here, and I want you all to know that Team Pond Doctor--or maybe Doctor Pond--is working on helping you all escape.

[He frowns a little, and his voice lowers.] I realize that I've...failed you recently, but I want you to know that it won't happen again. And if any of you need anything, do not hesitate to ask me for help.

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[empathicals.livejournal.com]

[she hears the audio feed and is suddenly interested. Maybe she can help!]

Is it just the Doctor? But um, I suppose I need to introduce myself! So um, hi! I'm Yellow. Nice to meet you!

[after a small 'Chu!', she giggles.]

And this is Chu Chu! So uh, you said something about escape. Can I help? I know I haven't been here long, but I really want to help!

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[spacehipster]

Just The Doctor, old and new, borrowed and not blue any longer.

--Your name's Yellow? Like the color?

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[empathicals.livejournal.com]

Oh okay, Doctor it is then.

Oh, well, um, yeah. Why?

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[spacehipster]

It's cool! A color, and a name! Excellent.

Welcome to Team Doctor Pond, also known as Team Pond Doctor, and maybe potentially known as Team Cool.

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[empathicals.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, thank you, Doctor! I really haven't put much thought into it, but it really is kind of cool. Though your name must confuse everyone into thinking that you're a doctor.

[a pause, as from the other side, she smiles, and her voice has a more chipper tone to it

Thank you again! Me and Chu chu really appreciate it. So is there anything I can help with?

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[spacehipster]

You're very welcome.

I don't think there's anything at the moment, but if you don't mind me asking, what is "Chu chu" exactly?

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[empathicals.livejournal.com]

Oh, right, I'm sorry! Chu chu is my Pikachu. You probably won't know about them, but she's a pokemon. I have some others with me, but they're in their poke balls.

[a pause.]

I guess that they can be compared to animals...or some have. I don't know, they're still my friends.

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[spacehipster]

Ooooh, that sounds cool! Would you mind if I popped in to see them?

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[empathicals.livejournal.com]

I don't mind at all. They would be glad to see you, Doctor.

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[spacehipster]

Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! Is now a good time?

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[empathicals.livejournal.com]

Of course! We'll be waiting for you, Doctor.

[unexculpable]

I was wondering where you ran off to.

Is this the Roman you were talking about awhile ago?

[spacehipster]

The one and only.

[unexculpable]

Looks like that box finally listened to you. Glad to hear it.

[spacehipster]

You absolutely have to meet him, Edward! Amy too! You'll love them. I just know it.

[unexculpable]

I'm sure I'll run into them sooner or later.

[spacehipster]

I hope you do.

Now, how are you, Edward?

[unexculpable]

Not too bad, actually. [And for once he even looks it. There's a soft sort of clam in his voice, something the Doctor hasn't heard from him yet]

My brother showed up the other day.

[spacehipster]

[The Doctor notices. Boy does he ever notice, and that makes him smile.]

I'll have to track him down. Pop in, say hullo, offer him a dashing bowtie.

[unexculpable]

[laughs] Al might just take it, too.

[Speaking of Al... that reminds him.] Oh, there was something I wanted to ask you about, but I'd rather not discuss it over the network. Think you can meet me somewhere a little later?

[spacehipster]

Ooooh, excellent,

--tell me where and I'll be there.

[pchaaair]

That is something nice of you to offer, I think.

[spacehipster]

I'm only doing what's right. What's my job.

But thank you.

[pchaaair]

I didn't know that was your job, really.

I guess it seems like, it might not work out, though. No matter what. [Stupid experiment being stupid.]

[spacehipster]

Hey now, what's that hopeless tone for? That's rubbish. Absolute rubbish.

It'll work out in the end, I promise.

[Audio]

[groovy_mutation]

[He's really not sure what to think of you right now, sir. You're over excitement is rather different from what he's used to here.]

I don't believe I've had the pleasure of meeting you yet, Doctor, but I'm rather curious how you and your Ponds are planning on this escape? Do you know anything that could accomplish it?

[Audio]

[spacehipster]

We haven't really gotten to the how yet, but we're working on it.

TARDIS bits, sonic screwdrivers, crayons, a fez-- we're gathering the necessary supplies.

[quarkylass]

Oh, you found them?

[ She looks a little wary, but after the events of the other day, she seems to be holding herself together a little bit better. But...she doesn't comment on the last bit. He might be a spy. He might turn her in. ]

[spacehipster]

You bet I did!

[waitedforyears.livejournal.com]

Team Pond Doctor. Team Pondoctor? Maybe Team Awesome? 'cause we are, clearly.

[ But really. How long has he been here. Amy keeps wondering. It might become her mission to figure it out. ]

[spacehipster]

Oooooh, I like it. But what about Team Cool?

[waitedforyears.livejournal.com]

Team Cool, yeah? I like it.

[ Grin so evident in her voice. ] But only if it doesn't involve a fez.

[spacehipster]

...what if a fez is necessary?

[waitedforyears.livejournal.com]

Can I shoot it? Or maybe River could come by and shoot it for me.

[spacehipster]

Guns, River, and the murder of my cool hats are all banned.

B A N N E D.

Banned.

[waitedforyears.livejournal.com]

You never let me have any fun. [ Lies. She has so much fun around him. ]

[chapsandcowl.livejournal.com]

Team Pond Doctor? [He sounds slightly amused.] I think you need to brainstorm some more.

[spacehipster]

--what? No! Team Pond Doctor is a cool name!

[chapsandcowl.livejournal.com]

It has no ring to it. At all.

[spacehipster]

Cool things don't need a ring, Timothy.

[chapsandcowl.livejournal.com]

Doesn't the ring contribute to the coolness?

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[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

...are you really? what progress have you made?

[Though he really doesn't want to, Ienzo has a horrible sinking feeling that the answer is 'not much'.]

[Pause.]

...also, congratulations on finding your... friends.

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[spacehipster]

I am the King of Progress.

[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

...would you be willing to share it?

[Bluff called. Unintentionally.]

[spacehipster]

It's top secret.

Hushety hush.

[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

[He actually narrows his eyes at you. If there's one thing Ienzo doesn't go for, it's withholding information.] why is that? are you actively trying to keep us here?

[Uh oh. That's actual emotion in his voice there.]