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[parappa-strider.livejournal.com]

sup homies

finally woke up from that coma that lasted three seasons
only to find out i have amnesia and an evil twin bent on ruling the world
and theres some love quadrangle goin on involving my mother the butler my uncle and a monkey
and somehow its all my fault

so other than that whatd i miss

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[parappa-strider.livejournal.com]

[ocariness]

An... island? How has this place turned into an island?
And... I'm not sure I understand what you mean by "scifi film," but the only things that have happened are forced body modification and personality changes.
Are you armed?

[parappa-strider.livejournal.com]

Oh my god Dave WOULD know Ocarina of Time wouldn't he

[ocariness]

[ ASDFJSDHG MENTAL PANIC and checking her status subscreen equipment--yeah, phew. Okay. She still has the blade of Evil's Bane and all that. But how the heck did Dave know? ]

... But that isn't possible. That blade is unbreakable... not to mention that it is currently in the hands of the Hero of Time.

But regardless, it's good you have a weapon. This place has become even more dangerous of late.

Oh it gets better

[parappa-strider.livejournal.com]

....... she is going to think Dave is an impostor or something.

[ocariness]

[ What. Even. She does not... what are words. That's her title...? Considering the possibility of other worlds, she must admit, it is plausible another sword and another hero could bear both the title and the blade, but... still, it is very strange. ]

I... I see. That is unfortunate.

[parappa-strider.livejournal.com]