Apologies, Assaults, and Coping With Outcomes

[comboherooo.livejournal.com]

[The screen pops on, and the video feed shows Eiji sitting at the computer. Ankh's in the background, either pacing around, or just kicking it against a shelf, waiting for Eiji to do whatever dumb thing he's come here to do. He doesn't get why he had to come along...]

Greetings, everyone - my name is Hino Eiji. Back there--[He pauses to turn and find Ankh, then motions at him.]--is my friend, Ankh. In the last several days, it's come to my attention that a number of you have been victim to harassment by him, for which I would like to apologize - he's a fellow from a rather underdeveloped place, and he had a rather terrible upbringing which has resulted in his bad behavior--"

And now, Ankh cuts in - "What the hell are you telling them, idiot?!"

Comments

[handpuppeeet.livejournal.com]

There's nothing to be shy about! We're not friends!!

[terranities.livejournal.com]

Oh you...

[Said fondly, as though Ankh were kidding around.]

[handpuppeeet.livejournal.com]

Wha-- What do you mean 'oh you'?! Don't brush this off so casually!!

[Was this guy always so insufferable?!]

[terranities.livejournal.com]

Obviously you're joking, as if we'd be anything but the most bosom of friends.

[Can you practically hear the grin?]

[handpuppeeet.livejournal.com]

Hu-- What?!

[He's literally speechless for a moment or so.]

Why the hell would we be friends?! I already told you we weren't, idiot!

[terranities.livejournal.com]

Because you're so charming and witty, of course. Which makes us a good match, because so am I~

[handpuppeeet.livejournal.com]

You're even more aggravating than Eiji! We're nothing alike!!

[terranities.livejournal.com]

Are you cheating on me with another friend?

[SHOCKED GASP!]

[handpuppeeet.livejournal.com]

...What?!

[WHAT IS GOING ON HERE]

Eiji's not my friend either! He's the moron who I have to rely on to fight!

[terranities.livejournal.com]

It's so touching that you have someone to rely on~!

[handpuppeeet.livejournal.com]

Aaugh-- It's not like that you moron! Stop it!

[terranities.livejournal.com]

There's no need to deny it! It's such a beautiful thing, to see true friendship at work~

[handpuppeeet.livejournal.com]

It's not "true friendship," I can't stand that idiot!!

[terranities.livejournal.com]

[He can't help it, he just dissolves into laughter again.]

[handpuppeeet.livejournal.com]

Aarrrgghhh!!

[/OFFICIALLY RAGEQUITTING AND TURNING OFF THE VIDEO FEED.]