http://comboherooo.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] comboherooo.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] animus_network2011-11-03 09:07 pm

Apologies, Assaults, and Coping With Outcomes

[The screen pops on, and the video feed shows Eiji sitting at the computer. Ankh's in the background, either pacing around, or just kicking it against a shelf, waiting for Eiji to do whatever dumb thing he's come here to do. He doesn't get why he had to come along...]

Greetings, everyone - my name is Hino Eiji. Back there--[He pauses to turn and find Ankh, then motions at him.]--is my friend, Ankh. In the last several days, it's come to my attention that a number of you have been victim to harassment by him, for which I would like to apologize - he's a fellow from a rather underdeveloped place, and he had a rather terrible upbringing which has resulted in his bad behavior--"

And now, Ankh cuts in - "What the hell are you telling them, idiot?!"

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[identity profile] terranities.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's just the sound of some muffled chuckling.]

[identity profile] handpuppeeet.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, what the hell are you laughing at, idiot?!

[Nope sorry Eiji you don't get to answer.]

[identity profile] terranities.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
N--Nothing...

[Must. Control. Sniggering.]

[identity profile] handpuppeeet.livejournal.com 2011-11-07 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Shut up, moron! What the hell do you know?!

[EIJI YOU'RE RUINING HIS DOUCHEBAG REPUTATION.]

[identity profile] terranities.livejournal.com 2011-11-07 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Please, don't mind me, Mr. Ankh, I wouldn't dream of laughing at you.

[Heh. HEH.]

[identity profile] handpuppeeet.livejournal.com 2011-11-07 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Urge. To kill. Rising.]

Tch! I don't need this crap from you! If you're just going to sit there laughing for no good reason then get the hell out!

[identity profile] terranities.livejournal.com 2011-11-07 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm laughing with you, not at you, that's what friends do.

[identity profile] handpuppeeet.livejournal.com 2011-11-07 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHAT.]

Who the hell said we were friends..?!

[identity profile] terranities.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
There's no need to be shy about it.

[identity profile] handpuppeeet.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
There's nothing to be shy about! We're not friends!!

[identity profile] terranities.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh you...

[Said fondly, as though Ankh were kidding around.]

[identity profile] handpuppeeet.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Wha-- What do you mean 'oh you'?! Don't brush this off so casually!!

[Was this guy always so insufferable?!]

[identity profile] terranities.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Obviously you're joking, as if we'd be anything but the most bosom of friends.

[Can you practically hear the grin?]

[identity profile] handpuppeeet.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Hu-- What?!

[He's literally speechless for a moment or so.]

Why the hell would we be friends?! I already told you we weren't, idiot!

[identity profile] terranities.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you're so charming and witty, of course. Which makes us a good match, because so am I~

[identity profile] handpuppeeet.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You're even more aggravating than Eiji! We're nothing alike!!

[identity profile] terranities.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you cheating on me with another friend?

[SHOCKED GASP!]

[identity profile] handpuppeeet.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
...What?!

[WHAT IS GOING ON HERE]

Eiji's not my friend either! He's the moron who I have to rely on to fight!

[identity profile] terranities.livejournal.com 2011-11-09 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
It's so touching that you have someone to rely on~!

[identity profile] handpuppeeet.livejournal.com 2011-11-11 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaugh-- It's not like that you moron! Stop it!

[identity profile] terranities.livejournal.com 2011-11-13 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
There's no need to deny it! It's such a beautiful thing, to see true friendship at work~

[identity profile] handpuppeeet.livejournal.com 2011-11-13 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not "true friendship," I can't stand that idiot!!

[identity profile] terranities.livejournal.com 2011-11-13 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[He can't help it, he just dissolves into laughter again.]

[identity profile] handpuppeeet.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Aarrrgghhh!!

[/OFFICIALLY RAGEQUITTING AND TURNING OFF THE VIDEO FEED.]
groovy_mutation: (Oh. Well then.)

[Video]

[personal profile] groovy_mutation 2011-11-04 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
He has friends?

[It was more a question of surprise than anything else. And he felt bad for even asking the question. But honestly, Ankh had always come off as someone who didn't want or desire friends of any sort.]

While it's nice to apologize for him, I'm not sure it will make up for anything wrong he has done to people here.
groovy_mutation: stated. (Aha right. Yes.)

[personal profile] groovy_mutation 2011-11-07 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose everyone needs a friend, even if they don't desire one.

[He didn't mean to make Eiji feel bad, it was a good gesture to offer some apology, or some explanation, but still.]

It's not hollow at all, you seem to genuinely feel bad for what he's done, it's only a shame Ankh could not share some of the sentiment.

[He's very polite, that's for sure, it's a nice change from Ankh needless to say.]

I should introduce myself, seeing as your friend happens to be a roommate of mine. Charles Xavier, it's a pleasure to meet you. [A slight bow of his head towards the screen in greeting.]

[identity profile] handpuppeeet.livejournal.com 2011-11-07 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey! Don't talk about like I'm not here, idiots!

[Rrrrrrr this is degrading and ridiculous.]
Edited 2011-11-07 18:23 (UTC)

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[identity profile] champagnedelis.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Her voice is deceptively mild with a hint of steel there - the kind of steel that would come in close contact with a man's privates to remove them.] What did he mean when he said "it's not going to work" on my broadcast looking for Shoutarou?

[identity profile] handpuppeeet.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
[And here is Ankh being totally unaffected, Fran.]

I mean that he's not around here anymore. His friend made a post about how they were going to try and get out of here and then no one saw them again. Either they made it out of here, or they got caught by the people who run this place, and either way you're probably not going to be seeing him around here again.