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[steelminded]

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[The feed opens to a Shirou who looked a bit tired, but then again it's still a bit early in the afternoon and everyone might be waking up too. Which is always the best timing for something like:]

Morning, everyone. Well, those who are actually up at this time, at least. It's still pretty early after all.

[For someone who had been through Sab- Arturia's training session, he seemed awfully normal about it. Then again he was used to it after all, even back home when it was still in one piece and not ruined as the telescopes showed him it's not a lie it really happened why is he still the only one saved.]

Considering the weather has been a bit... cold [understatement of the year] I'll be cooking brunch in the cafeteria, just let me know and I'll cook a portion for you! I mean, it does get boring if you all eat the same thing everyday, right?

[He seems sincere in his offer too!]

Oh, yeah, to those who don't know who to look for, my name is Shirou Emiya.

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[destructiveprinciple]

Weeell, I could always list out all of your failures and screw-ups, if you insist. I could probably get down a good chunk before the sun goes down.

[ he's going to test that patience until Shirou is completely fed up with him and his non-serious attitude. there. ]

[steelminded]

What, not going to gloat on how you messed up all our lives?

[ because of this corruption, a lot of people died in that fire anyways. ]

[destructiveprinciple]

[ And Avenger sounds so self-satisfied, like somebody just reminded of a particularly swell piece of handiwork they did once, and... sickeningly unrepentant when he goes; ]

Ah, right. Yes, I did a damn good job of that, didn't I. Fucking you guys over. [ Wasn't even his main goal! ]

[ a headcount of things he has (rather unintentionally) boned just by existing: a total of every Grail War ever.

He shrugged a bit. ] That'd be akin to commenting on the weather, Emiya Shirou.