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[highbloods.livejournal.com]

He looks ridiculous in the white outfit, but he doesn't seem to mind. It's likely he didn't even bother rummaging through that chest in his room, or even if he did, maybe he liked the new look and decided to keep it. All the chairs and tables surrounding him have been pushed back into two large piles (off screen), so it's just him on the floor. Looking content as if nothing had happened.




"These keys are too MOTHERFUCKING SMALL."

He says, his voice low and raspy at first but then escalating into a shout by the end. The troll (judging by his gray skin and orange horns) remains sitting, now completely silent as he gazes into the camera, his focus on it starting to wane a little.

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[nursenotweapon.livejournal.com]

[Whoa, this guy is huge :c]

U-um...is everything okay, sir?

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[benigncancer]

SUBJUGGLATOR?
GREAT.

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[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

YOU LOOK REALLY COOL!

[lucidmutant.livejournal.com]

[Hey roomie that Fawkes does not know he has yet!]

The small keys are a bit of an issue, yes. It is both comforting and a bit distressing to have someone else who shares that issue.

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[forcingrins.livejournal.com]

So you're here as well.

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[highbloods.livejournal.com]

[ His gaze suddenly sharpens ]

Everything's just fine. Just motherfucking FINE.

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[floreatnoctem.livejournal.com]

...another..?

[Chidori is curious, though she winces at the volume fluctuation. Medea is enough of a headache without having to deal with someone like this. But civility has its uses... sometimes.

Hopefully one of them is finding out how likely this one is to try and kill other residents.]

Your things are probably in a trunk there.

[Because he wouldn't be wearing that suit if he had a choice, would he..?]

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[highbloods.livejournal.com]

[ he pretty much leers at the signless ]

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[nursenotweapon.livejournal.com]

[Soul seems to jerk at that kind of response, almost automatic considering that's sort of the way she used to speak to him, albeit more singsong-y.]

I-I was just asking, but uh i-if everything's fine then that's okay...

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[highbloods.livejournal.com]

[ a low rumbling laugh, but his gaze remains fuzzy, almost off-center. ]

Motherfuck, yeah.
I'M REALLY MOTHERFUCKING CHILL.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

You say alotta bad words.

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[highbloods.livejournal.com]

[ suddenly interjects-- ] Grand Highblood.

[gam8lignants.livejournal.com]

[highbloods.livejournal.com]

[ these two will get along just famously. they almost seem like opposites. ]

What's all so motherfucking distressing about it, HAPPENING TO SOME OTHER MOTHERFUCKER, huh?

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[nursenotweapon.livejournal.com]

[Another skittish jump at the interruption.]

O-oh, um, your name, right? N-nice to...meet you?

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[cullionfish.livejournal.com]

[PET. Oh she is so happy to have her other little pitbull with her.

Even if this pitbull is the one with the short attention span who occasionally slips his collar.]

Grand Subjugglator. So good of you to join us.

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[highbloods.livejournal.com]

NEOPHYTE. [ he laughs. he's not worried about his dress, though he'll eventually change his outfit when the mood strikes. ]

Unlike the motherfucking Sufferer, the joke you present yourself as is MOTHERFUCKING FUNNY.

[highbloods.livejournal.com]

And you are pink. SMALL AND MOTHERFUCKING PINK. [ oh god he wants to just kill this person too purely out of instinct. she reminds him of a tiny troll wriggler, one with mutations far beyond his imagination. ]

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[highbloods.livejournal.com]

[ so timid and soft, that quiver in this... alien's voice... it makes his eyes narrow. this alien needed to be culled--]

You are motherfucking trembling, alien. WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK IS THE MATTER?

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[nursenotweapon.livejournal.com]

[Soul holds his hands up in a slightly alarmed manner, but mostly in a 'calm yo tits' manner.]

Nothing! Nothing. I was just going to welcome you to the tower so...now that I've done that I'll just...go...

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[forcingrins.livejournal.com]

I would hope so, Grand Highblood.

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[highbloods.livejournal.com]

I realize this. [ then he casually waves a hand in the air, the most movement he's made so far.] My belongings aren't motherfucking going ANYWHERE.

[ he eyes the third pink fleshed alien that has responded to his post with mounting curiosity. his first instincts had been the desire to kill them, but he's slowly starting to find them somewhat... amusing. ]

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[floreatnoctem.livejournal.com]

Only making sure.

[She notes the stare calmly- even as big as she can tell he is, she's not going to be concerned unless she's in the same room as him.]

You have never seen a human before, I take it?

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[highbloods.livejournal.com]

[ the narrowing of his eyes are followed by a wide, fang-filled grin. ]

Thanks for the motherfucking welcome. THAT WAS ALL SO MOTHERFUCKING SWEET OF YOU.

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[benigncancer]

[Ew. Gross. He scowls even more deeply and wonders how his voice is coming out in text, but we'll just roll with it.]

I DON'T SEE ANYTHING FUNNY AT THE MOMENT, ACTUALLY.
JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'M A LOYAL SUBJECT OF HER IMPERIAL CONDESCENSION.
SO ANY THOUGHTS YOU HAVE CAN JUST SLIDE RIGHT BACK INTO YOUR THINKPAN.