05 March 2012 @ 10:33 pm
Whoa, heh heh heh.
WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK ALL HAPPENED THERE HAHAHA.
Return to your motherfucking daily scheduling and what the fuck not, right?
 
 
04 March 2012 @ 08:29 pm
 
I need new cl0thes.

[This is as close to a "HELP ME FIND THEM" as anyone's going to get. Totally chillin' in that white spandex suit yeahhhh.]
 
 
I Am Informed By The Practitioners In The Infirmary That It Is Recommended That I Remain Confined To This Slab They Mistakenly Believe Is Conducive To Slumber, Despite Its Lack Of An Appropriate Sopor Baptism, But I Find The Inactivity To Only Inspire Further Restlessness.
It Has Taken Some Time For Me To Familiarize Myself With This Contrivance, So I Hope You Will Forgive Any Missteps I May Take As I Practice My Initial Attempt At Bipedal Mobilization With It, As It Were.
As An Example, I Seem To Have Forgotten My Manners; Here I Am, A Perfect Stranger To The Majority Of Individuals Monitoring This System Of Messages, Rambling On Mindlessly Prior To Accomplishing A Proper Introduction.
I Pray You Will Consider Forgiving Me For This Unconscionable Oversight.
I Am The Dolorosa.
You May Be Already Familiar With My Little One, The Signless, And I Bear No Shame As I Inform You That I Am His Lusus, Though That Is Rarely The Title I Prefer.
But It Is Hardly Myself That I Bear Interest In Hearing About In This Venture--Well, Reading May Be More Appropriate, I Suppose--But I Would Like To Learn About Each Of You.
Until I Am Granted Opportunity To Greet Such A Collection Personally, I Suppose This Will Have To Be Sufficient.
 
 
26 December 2011 @ 04:17 am
[Alright, he got kinda worked up about this when he first saw dead humans laying around, and was going to say something. But he was still nervous about getting found and killed, and then there was fighting, and then there was recovering, and to be honest, he sort of forgot??? Luckily, the Highblood was good enough to remind him about it with that horrible braying nonsense the other day. He's annoyed, both that there are threats being made and that, apparently, this is something that needs to be announced at all. But… what can he do. Aliens, and all that…]

ooc cut for talking and a picture )
 
 
15 December 2011 @ 01:49 pm
[Text]

a message to my captors
good morning!
or if its evening then good evening
bit hard to tell what with the lack of fenestration, you really ought to do something about that
anyway hello
to be perfectly level i havent a clue whether this message will actually reach those responsible for my detention
but if anybody does happen to see it id like to request further information
before you ask yes i did see the letters
and yes i did read them!
but they were very short and singularly unsatisfying.
for instance they failed to mention who you are or why i am being imprisoned
or whats become of my companions
or for that matter what in the giggly hell youve got me wearing.
i swear kanaya would go into conniptions if she saw me in this thing :T
anyway please respond asap so we can get all this baloney worked out.
yours truly (for the moment),
- The Emissary

secondary:
a message to my Captor
... and my Nitram too i just couldnt resist that pun :)
where have you boys gotten off to?
dont go hiding just because you look ridiculous!
hehehe at any rate
it looks as if our last adventure may take a little longer than anticipated.
i hope youre not too tuckered out to carry on!
im sure weve all had a nice long nap by now so no excuses
meet me by 2-07 if you can
if youre not here in five shakes im coming after you
this is not negotiable ;)
- TA


((OOC: let me know at any point if you'd prefer I didn't use the red courier fdsakf;jl))
 
 
28 November 2011 @ 12:59 pm
He looks ridiculous in the white outfit, but he doesn't seem to mind. It's likely he didn't even bother rummaging through that chest in his room, or even if he did, maybe he liked the new look and decided to keep it. All the chairs and tables surrounding him have been pushed back into two large piles (off screen), so it's just him on the floor. Looking content as if nothing had happened.


OOC CUT FOR IMAGE )
"These keys are too MOTHERFUCKING SMALL."

He says, his voice low and raspy at first but then escalating into a shout by the end. The troll (judging by his gray skin and orange horns) remains sitting, now completely silent as he gazes into the camera, his focus on it starting to wane a little.
 
 
31 May 2011 @ 09:48 pm
Ignore. ♥
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