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[highbloods.livejournal.com]

He looks ridiculous in the white outfit, but he doesn't seem to mind. It's likely he didn't even bother rummaging through that chest in his room, or even if he did, maybe he liked the new look and decided to keep it. All the chairs and tables surrounding him have been pushed back into two large piles (off screen), so it's just him on the floor. Looking content as if nothing had happened.




"These keys are too MOTHERFUCKING SMALL."

He says, his voice low and raspy at first but then escalating into a shout by the end. The troll (judging by his gray skin and orange horns) remains sitting, now completely silent as he gazes into the camera, his focus on it starting to wane a little.

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[nursenotweapon.livejournal.com]

[Whoa, this guy is huge :c]

U-um...is everything okay, sir?

[video]

[highbloods.livejournal.com]

[ His gaze suddenly sharpens ]

Everything's just fine. Just motherfucking FINE.

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[nursenotweapon.livejournal.com]

[Soul seems to jerk at that kind of response, almost automatic considering that's sort of the way she used to speak to him, albeit more singsong-y.]

I-I was just asking, but uh i-if everything's fine then that's okay...

[Video]

[benigncancer]

SUBJUGGLATOR?
GREAT.

[Video]

[highbloods.livejournal.com]

[ he pretty much leers at the signless ]

[Video]

[benigncancer]

[Ew. Gross. He scowls even more deeply and wonders how his voice is coming out in text, but we'll just roll with it.]

I DON'T SEE ANYTHING FUNNY AT THE MOMENT, ACTUALLY.
JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'M A LOYAL SUBJECT OF HER IMPERIAL CONDESCENSION.
SO ANY THOUGHTS YOU HAVE CAN JUST SLIDE RIGHT BACK INTO YOUR THINKPAN.

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[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

YOU LOOK REALLY COOL!

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[highbloods.livejournal.com]

[ a low rumbling laugh, but his gaze remains fuzzy, almost off-center. ]

Motherfuck, yeah.
I'M REALLY MOTHERFUCKING CHILL.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

You say alotta bad words.

[lucidmutant.livejournal.com]

[Hey roomie that Fawkes does not know he has yet!]

The small keys are a bit of an issue, yes. It is both comforting and a bit distressing to have someone else who shares that issue.

[highbloods.livejournal.com]

[ these two will get along just famously. they almost seem like opposites. ]

What's all so motherfucking distressing about it, HAPPENING TO SOME OTHER MOTHERFUCKER, huh?

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[forcingrins.livejournal.com]

So you're here as well.

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[highbloods.livejournal.com]

NEOPHYTE. [ he laughs. he's not worried about his dress, though he'll eventually change his outfit when the mood strikes. ]

Unlike the motherfucking Sufferer, the joke you present yourself as is MOTHERFUCKING FUNNY.

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[floreatnoctem.livejournal.com]

...another..?

[Chidori is curious, though she winces at the volume fluctuation. Medea is enough of a headache without having to deal with someone like this. But civility has its uses... sometimes.

Hopefully one of them is finding out how likely this one is to try and kill other residents.]

Your things are probably in a trunk there.

[Because he wouldn't be wearing that suit if he had a choice, would he..?]

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[highbloods.livejournal.com]

I realize this. [ then he casually waves a hand in the air, the most movement he's made so far.] My belongings aren't motherfucking going ANYWHERE.

[ he eyes the third pink fleshed alien that has responded to his post with mounting curiosity. his first instincts had been the desire to kill them, but he's slowly starting to find them somewhat... amusing. ]

[gam8lignants.livejournal.com]

[highbloods.livejournal.com]

[video]

[cullionfish.livejournal.com]

[PET. Oh she is so happy to have her other little pitbull with her.

Even if this pitbull is the one with the short attention span who occasionally slips his collar.]

Grand Subjugglator. So good of you to join us.

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[highbloods.livejournal.com]

[His expression remains placid, though he lowers his head just slightly.]

My lady. [He allows himself a small 'heh'] You reside in a tower and MINGLE WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING LAND DWELLERS NOW?

[text]

[dualscars.livejournal.com]

[fucking wonderful.]

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[highbloods.livejournal.com]

t e x t

[cabecilla.livejournal.com]

[Kay so... the actual intelligent part of his think pan is screaming about this because SUBJUGGLATORS??? NOOOOOO. Unfortunately, that is not the part that is in the majority at the moment because he is just so excited to see his favorite awful example of everything wrong with troll culture (putting aside the Condesce of course) on the screen right now]

[So text. Because clearly we need to be as annoying as possible in greeting]

t e x t

[highbloods.livejournal.com]

[There's a bit of confusion on this end, but the fact that there's a rustblood responding is enough to make him go BU]

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[cancerousnubs.livejournal.com]

[Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck---

Have a tiny Signless look-a-like staring wordlessly at the screen, silent merely for self-preservation.

Shit fuck bitch damn. He is so going to get culled ten times over.]

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[highbloods.livejournal.com]

[Oh shit son. Oh, motherfucking shit. He's not sure whether to laugh or just...stare, but he's pretty sure he's going to start laughing any time soon--]

SUFFERER.

[OK, yeah, he just can't hold it in anymore. He's laughing so very hard because you are so very tiny, and so scared, and if there wasn't a screen in between them he would not have hesitated to lunge.

Probably not to hurt him in any way, though. Too soon, too quick... nah, he liked playing with them first.]

Oh no, motherfuck no, you wouldn't be called The Sufferer at this age. NOW WOULD YOU, LITTLE WRIGGLER?