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[highbloods.livejournal.com]

He looks ridiculous in the white outfit, but he doesn't seem to mind. It's likely he didn't even bother rummaging through that chest in his room, or even if he did, maybe he liked the new look and decided to keep it. All the chairs and tables surrounding him have been pushed back into two large piles (off screen), so it's just him on the floor. Looking content as if nothing had happened.




"These keys are too MOTHERFUCKING SMALL."

He says, his voice low and raspy at first but then escalating into a shout by the end. The troll (judging by his gray skin and orange horns) remains sitting, now completely silent as he gazes into the camera, his focus on it starting to wane a little.

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[highbloods.livejournal.com]

[ a low rumbling laugh, but his gaze remains fuzzy, almost off-center. ]

Motherfuck, yeah.
I'M REALLY MOTHERFUCKING CHILL.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

You say alotta bad words.

[highbloods.livejournal.com]

And you are pink. SMALL AND MOTHERFUCKING PINK. [ oh god he wants to just kill this person too purely out of instinct. she reminds him of a tiny troll wriggler, one with mutations far beyond his imagination. ]

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

[SPEAKING OF MUTATIONS, this small wiggler has super strength and invulnerability! She's not that easy to kill]

I like pink! It's my favorite color! You shouldn't say bad words.

[highbloods.livejournal.com]

[NOT BAD AT ALL, HUMAN. NOT BAD >:o)]

Bad words? WHAT MOTHERFUCKING WORDS ARE WE ALL TALKING ABOUT?

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, she's pretty awesome]

Shhh! Stop saying the F word! That's like the worst one! Didn't your mom teach you that?

[highbloods.livejournal.com]

[flatly.]

No. I DO NOT MOTHERFUCKING UNDERSTAND YOUR STRANGE HUMAN VERNACULAR. Enlighten me, girl. WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK IS A "MOM."

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SHOUT THE BAD WORD? And a mom is the lady who raised you!

[highbloods.livejournal.com]

I may do whatever the motherfuck I please, human. NOBODY...motherfucking nobody, especially an inferior alien species, holds the motherfucking right to QUESTION MY MANNER OF SPEAKING.

[then he scowls, recalling the words "raised you"...but it disappears quickly, replaced by an evil grin.]

Who are you, human? WHY ARE YOU ALL UP IN MY PRESENCE?

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

Yay! You didn't shout them this time! I know aliens too! They're really nice and they're my friends and since I've been here I've met more aliens and they're my friends too! You can also be my friend even if you say bad words and are kinda mean but don't tell Vriska because I won't let her be my friend because she's mean.

I'm Molly! I'm only kinda a human! Well, I am a human but I'm also a mutant and that means I have special powers! I have super strength and I'm invulnerable. Are you really big because you're a mutant? There's another guy around here like that!

[All said in one breath]

[highbloods.livejournal.com]

[That's a lot of words coming from such a tiny little thing. She's quite the annoying little chatterbox, but that's OK. He's in a talkative mood tonight, and it's not like he can really reach through the screen and (try to) strangle her or anything... phooey to these computers.]

You speak too much. AND IT OFFENDS ME WHEN YOU REFER TO ONE SUCH AS MY MOTHERFUCKING SELF AS A MUTANT. But you are merely getting your ignorance on against your motherfucking will, so I can be all letting that slide. I AM LARGE MERELY BECAUSE IT IS ALL UP IN MY MOTHERFUCKING GENETICS.

[Yeahhhhh nope, not gonna stop shoutin' dem curse words >:oD]

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

Nooo, you're yelling the curse words again! [she crosses her arms and huffs at him] Being a mutant isn't a bad thing. Well, some people think it's a bad thing but they just don't know that it isn't a bad thing! They're afraid because it means we're different so don't think that mutant is a bad thing, kay?

[highbloods.livejournal.com]

No, no, little human wriggler. DON'T BE ALL MOTHERFUCKING LECTURING ME ABOUT THIS. Mutants don't have to be the baddest motherfuckers to deserve a nice culling. SEE, IT'S ALL IN THE MOTHERFUCKING JOB DESCRIPTION, LITTLE GIRL. They all just gotta threaten a lifestyle that we already have been getting our comfort on in, you know? ORDER OF HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION, MIGHT I MOTHERFUCKING ADD.

See, honestly? I DON'T MOTHERFUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW UNBAD A MUTANT IS. I am all kinds of motherfucking indiscriminate about that noise. I AM JUST A SUBJUGGLATOR, DOING HIS MOTHERFUCKING THING, FOR THE GREATEST EVENT IN ALL MOTHERFUCKING HISTORY. You all get your knowing on about where I'm going with this? NAH, YOU PROBABLY DON'T SINCE YOU'RE JUST A HUMAN.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

[Do you see this face? This is the face of a very upset little girl. not only did you yell at her, you told her that mutants are bad and that she should be killed. She got enough of that from home, thank you very much. But she's fought things much bigger than you, things that were going to destroy her planet for her parents, so she's not scared of you.]

You're really mean. There's nothing wrong with being a mutant! We don't deserve to be killed!

sob no don't cry molly

[highbloods.livejournal.com]

[Oh, if the Grand Highblood had a heart, he would feel a twang of pity for the poor thing...but um, he doesn't. At least not right now he doesn't. It's unfortunate, but true. Then again, bleeding hearts and outspoken people aren't really things he's dealt with often. The people he deals with are usually shivering balls of tears and fear, or those that report to him and understand his stance on this particular issue...so this is new.]

Mutants of our species do not motherfucking CONTRIBUTE TO THE MOTHERFUCKING SOCIETY FOR WHICH THEY ARE MEANT TO LIVE IN. It's just life, little human. DON'T CRY. It ain't gonna do a motherfucking thing for you!

meanie

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

We do so contribute to society! I bet you just don't want to think that we are so you can hurt us, just like on Earth. We do lotsa good things but then one mutant does something mad and then everyone hates us. Magneto sucks. [huff]

I'm not crying! I'm mad at you!

abububu /coddles

[highbloods.livejournal.com]

[He has no idea what a Magneto is, but he just shrugs it off as some crazy human non sequitur. Then he chuckles quietly to himself.]

Yeah, actually, you hit the motherfucking nail on the motherfucking head. BUT IT AIN'T ALL THE TIME. I DON'T GO AROUND JUST MOTHERFUCKING KILLING ANYONE I ALL JUST FEEL LIKE KILLING. There's a motherfucking process, you know? AT LEAST UNTIL "THAT" DAY ARRIVES ALL UP ON OUR MOTHERFUCKING DOORSTEP. [He's kind of derailing off the subject here... his focus had shifted from the screen to somewhere on the wall, but then suddenly snaps back to Molly.]

Your anger is weak, Human wriggler. I CAN'T BE EVEN BEGIN TO BE ALL FEELING NO MOTHERFUCKING GENUINE ANGER VIBES FROM YOU! What you gonna do about this mean ol' highblood? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA MOTHERFUCKING DO?

huff!

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULDN'T KILL PEOPLE!

[Molly clenches her fists and her eyes start glowing pink. She's mad at him, mad that he thinks that mutants should be killed, she finally got away from a place that thought that, so to have it brought here after so long is heartbreaking]

[You're lucky this is over video and not in person, she may be small and you may be big, but that doesn't mean she can't throw you around some]

<3

[highbloods.livejournal.com]

[He had been starting to get sort of bored of her for the past minute or so, but then when she starts glowing, his interest snaps back to her and he grins. Oh, he knows so little of the human world, mutants or not.

He blatantly ignores her cry and peers down at her in interest!]

Human. HUMAN. You're motherfucking getting your beacon act on. LET ME GUESS: The glowworm antics is what motherfucking gets the crowd's blood boiling!

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

[she blinks twice and the pink glow is gone] Huh? Oh! When my eyes are glowing I'm using my power... people don't like that I have a power.

[highbloods.livejournal.com]

Don't like it? [He frowns. Humans are so weird! Why would having powers be a bad thing? If anything, that's what everyone should have: power. It's what gets the job done, right?! Suddenly, he feels the slightest hint of pity for a human who has supposedly an interesting power and isn't appreciated for possessing it.]

WHY DO THEY ALL GOT SOME SORT OF HARSH OPPOSITION TO POWER? [Curiouser and curiouser...!]

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

Well they don't like us cuz we're different!

[highbloods.livejournal.com]

You better be all coming up with a BETTER EXCUSE THAN THAT. [He grins...almost fondly. "Mutations" definitely mean something a little different to humans than it does to trolls, it seems.]

But I think I all understand where you're all motherfucking coming from! SEE, MOTHERFUCKING LOWBLOODS DON'T LIKE ME. I used to be all holding the warhammer of power to bring down on all those who motherfucking oppose us, the subjugglators, or her imperious condescension. MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T LIKE THOSE WITH POWER, because we're different from them, and they're all a bunch of rebellious motherfuckers, see? I SEE IT. I see your motherfucking position on all this.

[He nods curtly, as if this was totally what she was talking about!]

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

[she shakes her head] No! You're wrong! You're using your powers to hurt them so they can not like you! I try to use my powers to help them and they still don't like me!

[highbloods.livejournal.com]

[This he rolls his eyes at, then shakes his head in a mock-sympathetic way.]

Then you all motherfucking know the answer, DON'T YOU? If they do not appreciate your help, then you are better off not all offering that motherfucking generosity. [Such strange culture these humans have. Culling, to the highblood, was sort of like "helping" to him. It helped weed out the weak pathetic scumbloods that tainted the gene poor. At least, that's what he believed.]