guiltapalooza: (☆ everyone likes fetal pigs)
Willow Rosenberg ([personal profile] guiltapalooza) wrote in [community profile] animus_network2011-11-28 04:04 pm

[001 ★ voice]

So... my world's been destroyed. Yeah, not buying it. It's been tried before, by bigger and, well, probably better than whoever's behind this. In fact, I was sort of in the middle of the whole preventing the apolocypse game show right before I got zapped here, so if I could pretty please go back to that...?

Yeah, didn't think that would work. Well. Hi, everyone? I'm Willow Rosenberg, witch extraordinaire. At least they were nice enough to send me here with clothes and magic supplies. No way am I staying in the white phallus suit.

If someone could fill me in on the features that are not as advertised, I'd appreciate it. I'm sure there's all sorts of stuff to know about this place.

A tour might be nice, too. This is a lotta floors.

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[identity profile] nursenotweapon.livejournal.com 2011-11-28 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, yeah. I'm a Weapon so it's kind of required for me to eat souls, though a lot of others just absorb them. I don't do it much anymore since I retired to look after my partner.

There's the experiments too. It's pretty much an asylum or something along those lines. What colour's your collar?

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[identity profile] nursenotweapon.livejournal.com 2011-11-28 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It's okay. [He gets it all the time] And they don't really have a flavor. They're kinda...jello like? In substance I mean. But I mostly liked eating them because of the texture.

Oh, violet. That means your checkup day is Saturday. Mine's indigo so I'm the day before. Just...um...don't try tampering with it. I heard it causes it to explode.

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[identity profile] nursenotweapon.livejournal.com 2011-11-28 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. Well yeah, there is. Weapons like me eat demon souls in order to become Death Scythes. Um...anybody who eats innocent human souls is on their way to becoming Kishin, the demons that we absorb.

S-Sorry but I don't think there's any way to reschedule...your collar colour determines the date.

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[identity profile] nursenotweapon.livejournal.com 2011-11-28 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Kinda a good thing they don't smell either. Some of the Kishin are pretty ugly.

O-oh, it's okay. I'm kinda anxious all the time nowadays so it's pretty much second nature to apologize.

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[identity profile] nursenotweapon.livejournal.com 2011-11-28 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
N-no, it's okay. I mean, you seem pretty nice.

[A deep breath.]

My partner and I were in a fight against someone, and she managed to link their souls so she could fix whatever was wrong with them. But...it kinda went wrong. [A small sigh.] She got inflicted with the Madness too. I retired to take care of her but she's...kinda crazy now.

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[identity profile] nursenotweapon.livejournal.com 2011-11-29 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[It's hard and no one understands.]

Y-yeah. Um I'm studying nursing now, and one of my Professors is working on a cure but...it doesn't look like he's gonna be coming up with one anytime soon. So I gotta take care of her. But she's not here and I'm not sure I wanna believe them about our worlds dying or whatever.

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[identity profile] nursenotweapon.livejournal.com 2011-11-29 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
I know she will be. S-She might be crazy but she's made of tougher shit than that. And our friends will take care of her if anything happens.

Y-Your friends will be too, Willow. They'll still be there.