GOING ON A JUNGLE ADVENTURE, TO SEE WHAT WE CAN SEE

[windykind.livejournal.com]

EB: hey everybody!
so i guess we're all stuck here for a little while?
according to that letter i got, anyway. did anyone else get a letter like that?
i guess you all must be from the new session. there sure are a lot of you, though...
in any case, hi! i'm john!
i created you, kind of.
not really.
i actually kind of don't know!
but i guess this place is pretty cool.

oh yeah, also!
if you see anyone named:
dave strider
rose lalonde
or jade harley

then can you tell me?
it's really important!
thank you!

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[windykind.livejournal.com]

Dreams that don't have to do with yellow planets or purple planets or intergalactic space monsters... [Pause.] ...well, okay, I guess they can include that. But ones that aren't caused by Sburb or anything. Regular dreams.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Normal dreams for trolls are what humans would consider nightmares.

[windykind.livejournal.com]

...Oh...

...right.





[...]

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[She gives him a hard look for exactly eight seconds before grinning and waving her hand flippantly.]

Hahaha you should see your face right now, Egbert! You looked like a kicked barkbeast.

[windykind.livejournal.com]

[And just as quickly, he snaps out of it, laughing along with her.] ...You're right, I guess I did!

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[Good, because she can't handle seeing John with an upset face. She reaches forward to grab his hood and try to pull it down over his eyes.]

You're so easy to troll, it's almost pathetic.

[windykind.livejournal.com]

A-- wha-- hey!

[He flails around for a bit, blinded by the... lack of... eyesight... yeah. But the important thing is, he flails. And it just goes to prove Vriska's point, too.]

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[She's laughing by the time she lets go and grants him some mercy.]

Your reflexes are terrible! We seriously have to work on that if you're going to be a God Tier with me.

[windykind.livejournal.com]

[LIGHT, GLORIOUS LIGHT--]

Hey, my reflexes are perfectly fine! And besides, I can do the Windy Thing, which makes up for any problem that they may or may not have.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Your wind can't save you from everything, Egbert! I could totally kick your ass in a fight.

[windykind.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? Well you'd only be able to do that if I didn't kick your ass first!

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Yeah, right! You're forgetting who you're talking to here.

[windykind.livejournal.com]

Pssh, I think you're forgetting who you're talking to. Your little flashlight powers got nothing on me! [He's so trying to rile you up, Vriska. You gonna take that? Huh? Huh?]

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[Boy you did not just insult her title.]

For your information, Egbert, light has nothing to do with actual light. It's luck! And I've got allllllll of it. There's no way I would lose.

[windykind.livejournal.com]

Luck is cheap! The lowest of the low! The only people who win with luck are the people who can't win with skill -- and you know who's got the skill? Me.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[PFFFT. Oh man she is cracking up.]

Wrong, Egbert! I've got skill and luck.

I'm just going to take this opportunity here to say that this is beautiful and nothing hurts

[windykind.livejournal.com]

Well so do I! [/universal sign for COME AT ME BRO]

i love them already you are wonderful

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Noooooooope! You can't have luck when I've got all of it.

[She's going to lunge for his hood tail to try to trip him up. She's got a reputation to uphold here.]

Re: i love them already you are wonderful

[windykind.livejournal.com]

ARGH-- [He trips spectacularly! But thankfully is able to pull up a small wind to break his fall, and he tumbles into a standing position.] Now that? That is what we in the business call playing dirty, Vriska Serket!

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[She smirks triumphantly and flips her hair.]

You didn't say anything about playing nice, Egbert.

[windykind.livejournal.com]

See, I was giving you an advantage there, Vriska. Because playing nice, I lost one of my most powerful weapons. But it's back now. It's back. Oh, it's back. [John is kind of wiggling around now, his movements practically screaming 'oh snap'. He's also grinning like a little kid, though, so that doesn't help.] You ready? You ready to get pranked, Vriska Serket????????

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[She's squinting hardcore at him.]

John, it isn't a prank if you tell me you're going to prank me. Some pranking master you are.

[windykind.livejournal.com]

Well what would you know about pranking?

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

I know you're bad at it.

[windykind.livejournal.com]

Well I might be bad at it or I might not -- which I'm not -- but you are the worst. Or at least worse than me. [He is confident in his superiority over the spidertroll.]