[Text/Locked from Willow Rosenberg]

[wwaterboy]

i dont use this netwwork vvery much
but i guess i should do this or so it seems i dont knoww

i just havve a question an i dont really knoww anyone to ask so maybe some fuckin strangers can answwer it wwhatevver
this is probably a bad idea

so uh
howw does romance wwork for humans?
i knoww you dont havve quadrants
but i thought i should check if theres more to it than that since i find myself in a certain position wwith a member a your species

an dont tell wwilloww i asked this
i knoww she asked a similar question a the collectivve you about troll romance but she didnt tell me until later an i hadnt thought to ask myself so i wwant to keep this on the dowwn loww for obvvious reasons

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[wwaterboy]

wwhat do those wwords mean?
engaged married an going steady
an wwhats a class ring?

oh god that got tl;dr fast sorry adfkgjadf

[metawoof]

uuuumm hm :/
when two people get married they are flushed for each other and they decide to commit to each other!
which means they stay with each other and they will not go fill their flushed quadrant with someone else
getting engaged is what what they do before they get married
it is like a promise to get married but a lot of humans like to have big fancy ceremonies or they need time before it is official so for awhile they are engaged!
and going steady means you are boyfriend and girlfriend
which is kind of like getting married only you are not committed for the rest of your life yet :P
most humans do not get married until later in life until they have found "the one" but they have lots of boyfriends and girlfriends!
i think that is what willow wants to be with you! :)
...
i am not really sure what a class ring is actually O:
i think it is a ring you get from school
but i did not go to school so i do not know :/
but i am sure you could do some other substitute for it!

[wwaterboy]

oh okay i think i get it yeah
so the initial commitment isnt intended to be for life wwhen it comes to humans
thats okay
i guess
but its okay for me to givve her a flushed ring you think?
i mean i dont wwant to offend her or come on too strong
it goes on the fourth finger a the right hand so maybe itll be okay an still leavve her caliginous finger open for gettin married later so humans wwont think shes married already
ill explain it to her wwhen i givve it to her so there wwont be any misunderstandins
cod this is hard

[metawoof]

yeah!
it is not for life at first since humans want to make sure they have found the fight person
i think if you gave her a flushed ring and explained everything
then i think she will understand and if she really likes you she will be ok with it! O:
dont worry!
as long as you are genuine and try really hard i think you will be fine! <3

[wwaterboy]

im genuine an i alwways try hard it just nearly alwways blowws up in my fuckin face i havve the wworst luck about some things you dont evven knoww
okay
noww i just need to figure out howw to get a ring

[metawoof]

that is good!!
dont worry even if something goes wrong i dont think she will totally reject you or anything
willow is much nicer than that! i think she would understand :)
as for a ring
maybe you could make one!
i know there is a workshop here and i have my toolkit in my trunk!
i do not know how to make a ring but it cannot be much harder than taking apart a telescope! O:

[wwaterboy]

oh really
i didnt knoww there wwas a wworkshop noww
i should check it out i made my moirail ring an theres some pretty coral in the aquarium levvel
im sure i could find somethin thatd wwork
thanks

[metawoof]

ooooh i did not know you could make things out of coral!!
no problem! :)
let me know if you need any help i would be glad to offer my assistance!! :D

[wwaterboy]

some coral an shells wwhen you polish them up right they shine just like gems
its maybe not as nice as a real gem but i hope she wwont mind

[metawoof]

oh wow that is so cool!
i do not think it matters if it is real!
actually i think a polished piece of coral sounds way cooler than a real gem!!! :P
and it is more unique you know!
like it is more from the heart than just something you went out and bought

[wwaterboy]

wwoww
you reely think so?

[metawoof]

sure!!
its easy to get normal gems from a store for humans
i at least have never heard of coral jewelry :O
so itll be really cool!

[wwaterboy]

some coral shine up like gems
an also lots a shells do like oysters an such
i hope she thinks its pretty

[metawoof]

haha shiny things are always a good way to go!! :P
like i said, do not worry!
i think she will like it a lot :) just have confidence in yourself!

[wwaterboy]

ivve got lots a confidence
all kinds a fuckin confidence
dont wworry about that

[metawoof]

good!!! >:D
because you will do awesome and just fine ok!
good luuuuck :)