[Text/Locked from Willow Rosenberg]

[wwaterboy]

i dont use this netwwork vvery much
but i guess i should do this or so it seems i dont knoww

i just havve a question an i dont really knoww anyone to ask so maybe some fuckin strangers can answwer it wwhatevver
this is probably a bad idea

so uh
howw does romance wwork for humans?
i knoww you dont havve quadrants
but i thought i should check if theres more to it than that since i find myself in a certain position wwith a member a your species

an dont tell wwilloww i asked this
i knoww she asked a similar question a the collectivve you about troll romance but she didnt tell me until later an i hadnt thought to ask myself so i wwant to keep this on the dowwn loww for obvvious reasons

Comments

[verymuchalive]

its fine
um
i do have one
sollux
my timelines sollux
he and i are matesprits
thats about it

[wwaterboy]

youre sols matesprit

[verymuchalive]

yes
why did something happen?

[wwaterboy]

no no nothin
just that my sol is my kismesis
but i dont knoww if he has a matesprit
probably the luminesce wwouldnt be his matesprit anywway

[verymuchalive]

she wouldnt?
well i guess it makes sense that we would make different decisions
i know my eridan would have loved to have made sollux his kismesis

[wwaterboy]

wwell he might think hes hot shit but in my wworld hes pretty loww compared to the EMPRESS
i guess maybe he knowws her hes nevver said

[verymuchalive]

maybe
but it doesnt matter right?
im happy with my sollux and youre i guess happy with yours?

[wwaterboy]

wwell i hate him wwith the powwer a a thousand burnin suns so i guess thats happy
hes a fuckin arrogant highblood asshole is wwhat he is
thinks he owwns evveryone especially me

[verymuchalive]

well i suppose that counts as happy for kismesis?
i wouldnt know ive never had a proper one before
but it sounds like you two are doing okay

[wwaterboy]

ivve only evver had the one
i guess wwere doin all right yeah

[verymuchalive]

thats good
is he here?

[wwaterboy]

he wwas yeah
i think he still is but i havvent seen him around much lately

[verymuchalive]

thats good
well
assuming hes still here which im sure he is
though i dont think ive run into him yet

[wwaterboy]

im sure you wwouldnt mistake him if you evver met him
on account a his attitude an ego the size a this towwer

[verymuchalive]

you know the more you describe him the more he sounds like my timelines eridan

[wwaterboy]

i wwouldnt call that inaccurate
that highblood asshole vversion a me has caused me more problems

[verymuchalive]

seriously?
whats he done?
i dont care how inappropriate it is if hes making things difficult for you hes in for a telling off!

[wwaterboy]

nothin direct
only his reputation is causin me no end a problems
people think im him until they get to knoww better

[verymuchalive]

im not sure theres much you can do about that
people will figure it out quickly enough once they speak to you

[wwaterboy]

yeah they usually do pretty fast
its still annoyin though

[verymuchalive]

i understand
if theres any way i can help let me know

[wwaterboy]

uh
thanks
dunno wwhat you could do but ill keep it in mind
youre reel nice for a
i mean just nice

[verymuchalive]

heehee thank you
i think youre reel nice too!

[Yes, she did just reflect the fish pun.]

[wwaterboy]

oh
you just
thanks

[verymuchalive]

youre welcome!