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[tortileghostwriter]

[New text post on the network! Might be somewhat familiar to a number of people here.]

to our ever so gracious captors
far be it from me to appear ungrateful for such a CLEARLY magnanimous offer
but i believe i will have to pass

the answer is no
now if you would be so kind as to direct me to the exit

[this is immediately followed up by his video feed being turned on for a couple of seconds. He proceeds to flip the camera the bird, doing a particularly displeased lineface. Any doubt about this being a Dave just went out the window.]

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[windykind]

[What is this message, John no comprende.]

um...
well, you can try to find the way out!
everyone would love you, seriously.

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[tortileghostwriter]

i may do just that
it may very well be time to find out what secrets this labyrinth hides

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[windykind]

...whoa, i think something went wrong with the network!
your formatting messed up.

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[tortileghostwriter]

that was on purpose john

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[windykind]

oh.
why?

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[tortileghostwriter]

a better question is why not

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[windykind]

well, it just seems like a lot of trouble!
for something to do on a whim.
why waste all that time putting in random extra formatting?

[Confused John is confused.]

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[tortileghostwriter]

it takes literally two seconds
i dont see the issue here

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[windykind]

i guess i'm just lazy.
oh well.
it's your message, i guess!

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[tortileghostwriter]

good now youre getting it