David Lalonde ϕ tortileGhostwriter (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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animus_network2012-01-28 05:59 pm
tortileghostwriter) wrote in animus_network2012-01-28 05:59 pm
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[New text post on the network! Might be somewhat familiar to a number of people here.]
to our ever so gracious captors
far be it from me to appear ungrateful for such a CLEARLY magnanimous offer
but i believe i will have to pass
the answer is no
now if you would be so kind as to direct me to the exit
[this is immediately followed up by his video feed being turned on for a couple of seconds. He proceeds to flip the camera the bird, doing a particularly displeased lineface. Any doubt about this being a Dave just went out the window.]
to our ever so gracious captors
far be it from me to appear ungrateful for such a CLEARLY magnanimous offer
but i believe i will have to pass
the answer is no
now if you would be so kind as to direct me to the exit
[this is immediately followed up by his video feed being turned on for a couple of seconds. He proceeds to flip the camera the bird, doing a particularly displeased lineface. Any doubt about this being a Dave just went out the window.]
no subject
DID YOU ENJOY YOUR NAP????????
GUESS WHAT, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO?
no subject
good that makes four
while i would love to be able to entertain your questions like so much drivel im afraid i havent the slightest idea of what youre talking about
no subject
DO YOU WANT A FUCKING MEDAL?
SPOILERS, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT EITHER.
SO YOU DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THIS.
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME RIGHT NOW.
FUCKING FANTASTIC.
GR8.
REALLY, I'M OVERJOYED OVER HERE.
YOU KNOW, AS USELESS AS YOU AND EVERY OTHER FURRY APEBEAST IMIT8TION OF YOUR SPECIES IS........
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO HAVE A REPORT FROM THE OUTSIDE.
SO ALLOW ME TO CONGRADUL8 YOU AGAIN ON BEING USELESS.
AND WELCOME BACK TO TOWER WONDERFUCK.
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oh yes because clearly its my own error that led to me having no memory of this latest nightmarish farce
how stunningly incompetent of me, ill be sure to make every effort to rectify this in the future
wait
oh dear me it seems ive forgotten something
but what could it be
oh yes
youre a fucking tool thats what
vantas i remain utterly astounded by your incredible aptitude for ignorance and opting for blind anger before youve learned anything at all about the situation at hand
thus i call out with thunderous applause
bravo
bravo
bravissimo
encore
my most exuberant congratulations to you on your latest and most spectacular display and might i even dare call for more