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[empurress]

:ε ~the adorabubble sea kitten and ruler of all the currents glubs with her unrestrained curiosity at having new waters to expurrlore~
:ε ~and her cute nose wrinkles beclaws the waves smell diffurrent!~
:ε ~but this isnt a terribubble thing at all!!!~
(:ε ~because the grraceful and beautiful empurress didnt really like where she was befur~
Xε ~and maybe this is the place where she can be the flounder of her mew Alternian empurrer!!!!~
>Xε ~which will be much better than the old one because she will be a much better empurress!!!~
(:ε ~but despite her being supurr dupurr brave she turns and glubs one tiny mew which is both planktive and endearing at efurrything else being destroyed~
>:ε ~which she isnt sure she believes anyway!!!~
:ε ~but even if it was she'd purrsevere which leads her to majestically crest the waves and decree~
Xε ~ WHERE IS EFURRYBODY??

(ooc: Please let me know if you want me to drop Nepeta's quirk / go to video in any threads or not!)

Comments

[touchofgenius]

Oh dear god you're a catfish and use water puns now too... Just when I thought I understood you kids finally, you all switch colors and edit your quirks.

Are you all different colors or is it just you? Who's the scary purple clown now? The blind one or something?

[empurress]

?:ε ~the empurress blinks adorabubbly in confusion~
:ε ~ ive always talked like this you silly human
(:ε ~ why wouldnt i talk like me???
:ε ~ and i dont know any scary pawrple clown but the blind one is furezi!
:ε ~she whispers clawnfidentially that furezi is how she calls terezi~

[touchofgenius]

So you still like your "rolepurrlaying" thing I see.

Uh the one I know that's the scary purple clown has a symbol like...
Hang on.

[He switches to video and traces the Capricorn symbol in the air (poorly) before turning back to text]

Did you get that?

[empurress]

?:ε ~ but that's clamzee's symbol!
:ε ~and clamzee is how the dread empurress refurs to her dear friend gamzee she explains~
:ε ~ hes not scary and not pawrple and not a clown at all!

[touchofgenius]

So what color is he in your version of events?

[empurress]

Xε ~ hes green!
:ε ~ a really nice and pretty furrest green!

[touchofgenius]

Ah hah so he's your old color! DoEs He StIlL dO tHiS tHiNg WhEn He TyPeS? Or did that change too?

[empurress]

:ε ~ of course he types like that
:ε ~her nose wrinkles beclaws it can be hard to read but she thinks its reely finny!~
(:ε ~ and i said ive pawlways talked like this, so how could i have an old color??

[touchofgenius]

(Okay fine, the color I recognize you having. Better?)

And for the record, it's just as hard to type as it is to read. I can't believe he can do it, let alone as fast as he probably does at this point. ...Or should I be saying purrobably?

[empurress]

:ε ~the empurress acknowledges that as acceptabubble but still strange!!~
:ε ~ he does it somehow! i think he must like doing it or else hed stop
:ε ~ and you dont have to talk like that! nobubbly else likes playing with words like i do usually

[touchofgenius]

Why not! It seems very, uh. Furun? Okay, never mind this is obviously too hard for me to figure out. I officially bow out of the cat pun competition, and I must grovel at your feet for your skills.

[empurress]

:ε ~she giggles in furocious triumph!~
:ε ~ you get used to it after a while!