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[empurress]

:ε ~the adorabubble sea kitten and ruler of all the currents glubs with her unrestrained curiosity at having new waters to expurrlore~
:ε ~and her cute nose wrinkles beclaws the waves smell diffurrent!~
:ε ~but this isnt a terribubble thing at all!!!~
(:ε ~because the grraceful and beautiful empurress didnt really like where she was befur~
Xε ~and maybe this is the place where she can be the flounder of her mew Alternian empurrer!!!!~
>Xε ~which will be much better than the old one because she will be a much better empurress!!!~
(:ε ~but despite her being supurr dupurr brave she turns and glubs one tiny mew which is both planktive and endearing at efurrything else being destroyed~
>:ε ~which she isnt sure she believes anyway!!!~
:ε ~but even if it was she'd purrsevere which leads her to majestically crest the waves and decree~
Xε ~ WHERE IS EFURRYBODY??

(ooc: Please let me know if you want me to drop Nepeta's quirk / go to video in any threads or not!)

Comments

[chronomancer]

wwell
somethin like that
theres twwenty five floors an some a them are dangerous so you got to be careful
oh
an you havve to eat this oatmeal thing before you can eat anythin else
its kind of tasteless

[empurress]

>:ε ~the empurress hisses in disgust because she hates oatmewl~
:ε ~ what if i just go and eat the other things instead??
:ε ~ and what kind of dangerous????

[chronomancer]

yeah
its not
my favvorite thing in the wworld either but they say you cant eat anything else if you dont eat the oatmeal first
literally apparently
the oh i hope you havve a spare dreamself lyin around kind a dangerous
except i dont think you really need dreamselvves anymore
because death isnt really permanent?
its confusin
but kar is
vvery vvocal
about howw much he doesnt like this place
kan too

[empurress]

>:ε ~ its better than just waiting fur jack to find us on the veil!!
(:ε ~ even if we have to eat gross yucky oatmewl
(:ε ~ how can that even kill you i don't understand??
:ε ~ but what happens to us if we die then?

[chronomancer]

i dont think its the oatmeal that kills you
its just that you cant eat anythin until you eat it first
theres also monsters around the towwer an stuff
i havvent really seen much but some a the others told me wweird things happen sometimes

[empurress]

:ε ~ whale
xε ~ wweird is better than boring!!!
:ε ~ hee hee its wweird to speak with your wwavvy accent

help. cannot handle the cute.

[chronomancer]

heh
does that mean i need to do the fishy puns?
i mean
~ the jadeblood wwonders if the empurress wwill be offended if he uses her fin fish puns ~

these two are so derpy i love it

[empurress]

:ε ~the empurress glubs in approvval not being offended at all because the puns are a lot of fin!!~
:ε ~ buuuuut maybe you should start wwith the kitty puns first
:ε ~ theyre easier fur beginners i think

nepeta, you bring the best out of him, really

[chronomancer]

possibly
i mean
pawssibly
is that right?

she tries :3

[empurress]

xε ~ yep!!!
:ε ~ hee hee hee youre crabtching on

best kitty empurress evver

[chronomancer]

heh
thanks
i think i still need some practice

she tries that too!!!

[empurress]

:ε ~ all it takes is time
:ε ~ and youve always been good with that!!
(:ε ~ oops i mean youvve

i think that last one is pure natural talent at work ;3

[chronomancer]

maybe
i think i might stick to mine fer a wwhile though
im not all that good wwith puns

shore is :33

[empurress]

:ε ~ well you know what they say
xε ~ practice makes purrfect!!!

i sea wwhat you did there~

[chronomancer]

wwell
maybe i can practice some more later
once youvve settled in

addiction is a powerfur thing

[empurress]

:ε ~ oh thats right!!
:ε ~ where do we sleep?

its really ovverwwhalemin (...do I get a medal for that one? I deserve a medal for that one.)

[chronomancer]

oh
in the room you wwake up on
there arent any recuperacoons though

wow. I submit defeat.

[empurress]

:ε ~ what???
:ε ~ i mean wwhat
(:ε ~ then wwhat are wwe suppurrsed to sleep on??

/vvictory pounce, I mean pose.

[chronomancer]

wwhere you wwoke up
those
bed
things
thats wwhat humans use
supposedly

[empurress]

:ε ~ ewwwww
:ε ~ how can anybubbly sleep on those?

[chronomancer]

takes
a wwhile honestly
to get used to them
that
and crippling exhaustion i think

[empurress]

(:ε ~ maybe they have a recupurracoon somewhere? that we just havent found

[chronomancer]

maybe
though
kar an kan havve been here a wwhile
i cant
really imaginin them not bein thorough lookin for one
plus theres a bunch a other trolls too