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[restitchtime]

I'm going to skip the bullshit theatrics over being forcibly removed from my universe and save everybody time, since obviously the premise here is a crock of shit. We did just fine getting out of a wrecked world once, don't need help doing it a second time. The slave collars aren't exactly inspiring any confidence, either.

What I'd like instead is to find out if there's anybody halfway between competent and sane who can tell me what you've tried smashing that wouldn't break. I'm perfectly fine with wrecking everything in this goddamn tower but I'd like to do it in as productive a manner as I can. Not to mention I don't exactly relish having to scroll backwards through what looks like a network of complete idiocy just to find out.

And I know being in some brave new world means I ought to start shrieking for the dumbasses I was with before to see if they're here, but honestly just making this post should be enough to call them out of the woodwork to start giggling like fiends all over it.

But who knows? Maybe I'll get lucky and all the morons will be distracted by something shiny for the moments it takes me to get some answers. I'm still stupid enough to hope.

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[restitchtime]

Think that out of the two of us you've got a better chance of being the impostor, kitty cat. I don't think that Fussbudget's going to take kindly to someone running around with her color just so she can play pretend in a mystical slave tower.

[empurress]

>:ε ~the dread and most terribubble empurress thinks this silly human must have forgotten that he or she is talking to the purrson who has pawlways been the empurress!!~
>:ε ~and that she is called dread for a reason too!~
>:ε ~so the human should be careful what she accuses the empuress of being!
:ε ~ or not being i guess

[restitchtime]

Sorry, but I'm about as scared of you as I am of getting a papercut. Not that it really matters to me whose colors you want to run around in - you're all equally annoying whether you're black or pink or whatever shit in between.

[empurress]

Xε ~she giggles at the human who doesnt know that black and pink arent reel troll blood colors~
?:ε ~but she is a little bit purrious about something and will graciously show the human mercy if the human answers her question~
?:ε ~ who did the human think was suppurrsed to be the empurress?

[restitchtime]

The fact that I'm using imaginary colors ought to underline just how little I give a shit about this whole thing. Not that I'm holding my breath about you remembering that conclusion, though. Nobody seems capable of something so monumental as that.

Anyway, Fussbudget was pretty damn insistent that she was empress to be or whatever. Kanaya? Something like that.

[empurress]

?:ε ~ kanyaya is almost the purrfect opposite of empurress so that doesnt make any sense
(:ε ~ which isnt a bad thing since the hemospectrum is purrfectly pawful and ill tear it to shreds when im empurress!
:ε ~ and i guess being empurress is kind of like being her only good instead of bad but its not her fault so don't blame her!

[restitchtime]

The only thing I blame her for is being an intolerable bitch. I have no time or patience for your alien politics, so you might as well get down off that soapbox.

[empurress]

>:ε ~the kitten of the deeps twitches her tail in irritation with this human's words toward her good furriend~
>:ε ~ im not on any ablution aid containers but you will not refer to her in that manner!
>:ε ~ shes really mice once you get to know her!!

[restitchtime]

I'll refer to her however I damn well please, especially when she's proven to be nothing more than a condescending bitch who can't keep her face out of other people's business. Say what you want, but I've got no interest in spending more time with somebody like that than I have to.

[empurress]

>:ε ~ thats not at all like the kanyaya i know!
:ε ~ you humans shore are stupid!

[restitchtime]

Sure, blame the aliens because you can't make simple logical conclusions. It's absolutely my fault that you're operating on only two brain cells, how did you know?

[empurress]

:ε ~the empurress tsks tsks tsks at the silly bubble headed human~
:ε ~ of course i know that the kanyaya you know and the kanyaya i know are difurrent
:ε ~ but kanyaya is still herself no matter what whirld shes from

[restitchtime]

Oh, yes, of course. How could I have been so silly as to not ignore the evidence directly contradicting that statement? My bad, I'll pull my blinders out of my sylladex and put them right on. Maybe we can go banging into walls together later.

[empurress]

:ε ~ do you believe everyfin that everybubbly says is always how they really think?
:ε ~ thats not furry smart!

[restitchtime]

Yes, that's exactly how I go through life. You've seen through my hard and cynical shell to the sickeningly naive girl beneath it. I believe absolutely everything said to me - in fact, if you told me to jump out of the tower right now I'd do it without a second thought!

God, that staggering leap of intelligence must have taken at least six neurons firing up at once. Aren't you clever?

[empurress]

:ε ~ are all the humans such beaches? or is it just you!!

[restitchtime]

I've pretty much got the corner market on unrepentant bitch, so if you're looking for someone a little less abrasive you're shit out of luck. If I run into any familiar faces I can show you a couple grade A douchebags, though.

[empurress]

:ε ~ i guess the beach who knows shes a beach is better than the beach who purrtends shes not

[restitchtime]

Of course it is. Not only do I get points for honesty it means I've got the time to perfect my skills.

[empurress]

:ε ~ not that theyre skills worth purrfecting though

[restitchtime]

Only if you're too dense to use them properly.