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[shoosh]

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE?
WAS THAT ONE OF THOSE EXPERIMENTS I'VE BEEN SO EAGER TO EXPERIENCE?
OR DID EVERYONE AND THEIR LUSUS SUDDENLY FEEL LIKE GETTING THEIR WICKED MURDERTHIRST ON ALL AT THE SAME TIME?
MAN, WHAT A COINCIDENCE!
A BIG OLD COINCIDENCE, SURE.
I BELIEVE THAT INSTANTLY, TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY.
DO THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPEN OFTEN? AS GREAT AS BEING CHOKED IN THE HALLWAYS WAS, I'D RATHER NOT HAVE TO DO THAT AGAIN.
SELFISH REQUEST I KNOW.
HOW DARE I.

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[shoosh]

NO, SHITHEAD.
HOLY FUCK IF I COULD PUNCH YOU THROUGH TEXT I'D DO IT AND YOU'D BE DOUBLED OVER IN AGONY THANKS TO THE INTENSE STRENGTH OF MY FIST.
MAYBE YOU MISSED THE PART WHERE I ALMOST DIED.

[hystericull]

Oh sHiT SoRrY BrO
YeAh tOtAlLy mUsT AlL HaVe gOtTeN ThE WiCkEd oVeRsIgHt aT ThAt bItCh
BuT LiKe, WhAt a bRoThEr bE AlL TrYiNg tO GeT HiS SaY On oF
YoU AiN'T DeAd, I FuCkInG ThInK
So lOoKs aLl lIkE YoU CaMe oUt oN ThE MoThErFuCkInG ToP, bRoThEr

[shoosh]

I'M ALIVE BECAUSE I RAN LIKE A FRIGHTENED WOOFBEAST WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS.
ANOTHER FINE TALE TO ADD TO THE LONG LIST OF THINGS KARKAT VANTAS HAS DONE THAT AREN'T EMBARRASSING BEYOND BELIEF ENOUGH TO END WITH HIM MELTING THROUGH THE FLOOR IN HIS OWN MORTIFICATION.
THE HIM BEING ME AND SAID MORTIFICATION BEING MY FEELINGS WHEN EVERYONE FINDS OUT THAT I COULDN'T HANDLE MYSELF IN HAND-TO-HAND.
WHICH THEY WON'T, BECAUSE YOU WON'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS IN ABOUT TWENTY SECONDS ANYWAY.
FUCKING LOL! SURE AM GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

[hystericull]

HeY MaN AiN'T No mOtHeRfUcKiNg sHaMe aLl iN TuRnInG AsS WhEn sHiT GeTs aLl, LiKe, At tOo fUcKiN ScArY FoR A MoThErFuCkEr tO Be aLl uP AnD HaNdLiNg, I ThInK
ThAt's tO AlL Be mEaNiNg, LiKe, BeTtEr tO Be hAvInG A MoThErFuCkInG BeSt fRiEnD WhO'S AlL BeInG AlIvE AnD GeTtIn hIs wIcKeD HaRsH AlL On aBoUt iT ThAn tO Be nOt hAvInG A BeSt fRiEnD AnD Be aT HaViNg hIm bE AlL QuIeT LiKe, 'cAuSe hE AiN'T GoT HiS MoThErFuCkInG ShIt tOgEtHeR EnOuGh tO TeLl wHeN He sHoUlD Be aLl sCuRrYiNg hIs fUcKiN SeLf oUt oF SoMe bAd pLaCe, YoU MoThErFuCkIn fEeL Me?
AiN'T No fUcKiN ShAmE In tHaT ShIt
PeEpS ThInK YoU AlL Be a fUcKiN PuSsY FoR It tHeN WhO ThE FuCk cAn bE AlL AbOuT To bE ThInKiNg tO ChAnGe tHaT ShIt?
TrYiN To aLl gEt yOuR MoThErFuCkInG ImPrEsS On aT EvErY BrOtHeR AnD SiStEr iN ThIs mAgIcAl wOnDeRlAnD GoNnA Be fUcKiN ImPoSsIbLe, DoGg
BeTtEr tO JuSt rOlL WiTh tHe gOoD ShIt, YeAh? :o)

[shoosh]

I DIDN'T READ ANY OF THAT BECAUSE I CAN FEEL HOW MUCH SENSE IT DIDN'T MAKE RADIATING OFF MY SCREEN.

[hystericull]

No mOtHeRfUcKiN WoRrIeS, bRo
I'Ll aLl tO GeT My fUcKiNg pArApHrAsE On

WhAt i bE SaYiNg aT YoU Be, LiKe
AiN'T No pOiNt iN ThInKiN AlL HaRd oN WhAt's tHaT NoIsE WaS
ThE ShIt tHaT AlL HaPpEnEd wItH ThE OtHeR MoThErFuCkEr, I MeAn
ThE ShIt yOu aLl tUrNeD FuCkInG TaIl fRoM

Uh

AlL ThAt dOn't mAtTeR NoNe nOw
LeAsT It sAvEd yOuR MoThErFuCkInG HiDe, YeAh?
CaN AlL GeT YoUr wIcKeD GrIn oN OvEr wHaT'S ThAt pArT Is :o)