text | I feel like I should translate this for you guys

[cantstopme]

hello i have a lot of questions its about an animal here in the twoer
its a little thing with wings and horns and it cant fly because i think it hurts them?
and landing hurts them to becase their legs break becausetheir legs are too small to hold them
i dont know what to do but i adopted one adn its sleeping on my pillow and i fed it some of my leftovers from lunch that i snuck in
isthere a way to fix its legs because it is in a lot of pain
also im sorry im not good at speling and i dont know how to make it show me on the screen instead so i have to write with this box instead

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[hystericull]

HeYyY BrO DiDn't mUcH ExPeCt tO AlL SeE YoUr fUcKiN TeXt uP On tHiS MoThErFuCkEr
WhErE YoU At mAn hAvEn't gOtTeN ThE SiGhTs oN Of yOu aLl iN ThIs nIgHt
Uh, DaY
WhAtEvEr iT Be hErE NoW, i gUeSs
HoNk

[Nope he didn't even read the memo at all.]

[cantstopme]

[whoah that is some...

really hard to read text.]

ive been in my room with niko
hes the little fairy animal i broght into my room
your writing is really hard to read you know

[hystericull]

oh, uh, sorry brother
but, like
to do the shit like this feels all crazy weird
A BrOtHeR FeEl hEaPs aT WhAt's mOrE MoThErFuCkIn cOmFoRtAbLe aLl mAkInG HiS TeXt tO Be tHiS WaY
Oh mOtHeRfUcK YoU AlL GoT A LiTtLe bRo mOnStEr iN YoUr rEsPiTeBlOcK?
HoW'D He aLl gEt iN ThErE?
SoMeTiMeS ThEm mOtHeRfUcKeRs aLl uSeD To gEt tO FiNdIn a wAy iN My hIvE 'cAuSe wHeN It wAs cOlD
GeT YoUr fUcKiN HoSpItAlItY On sPlIt a pIe wItH A MoThErFuCkEr
DuDe wIlL AlL Be a mOtHeRfUcKiNg bRo fOr lIfE ThAt wAy :o)

[cantstopme]

well if thats how you feel then you can use the weird colors and stuff itsokay
but i broght it into my room on purpose because it was really hurt and sad
and a little hungry i think

and what isthat thing on the end there it looks like :o)
i dont knoww what that is

[hystericull]

AwWw mOtHeRfUcK YeAh, MoThErFuCkEr
YoU KnOw i bE AlL KiCkInG ThEsE DoPe aSs bItChIn uPpErS AnD LoWeRs dOwN ThE MoThErFuCkIn sTaIrS WhAt's fOr fUcKiN SuRe
PoOr mOtHeRfUcKeR
LiKe i wAs aLl sAyInG GeT Up aT OnE Of tHeM BoWlS
MaYbE PuT SoMe sUcH MoThErFuCkIn sUsTeNaNcE AlL In tHaT BiTcH
GeT AlL YoUr lItTlE DuDe hIs fUcKiN EaT On wHaT'S To tHe mOtHeRfUcKeR'S PuShEr's fUcKiN CoNtEnT
Or iF YoU AiN'T GoT AlL NoThIn wHaT To gIvE At tHe lItTlE DuDe
I GoT SoMe pIe lEfT OvEr hE CaN HaVe tHaT

Oh, ShIt, ThAt bE My fUcKiN NoSe bRo
AnD A SmIlEy fAcE
'cAuSe tHaT'S WhAt i'm aLl tO Be dOiNg wHeN I GeT At tYpInG ThAt sHiT OuT
WiTh tHe lOoKsTuBs aNd tHe fUcKiN NoSe aNd tHe mOuTh
DiReCtInG ThAt hApPy sHiT AlL WhAt's iN YoUr gEnErAl dIrEcTiOn, HoNk

[cantstopme]

no its okay i have a bottle of my grandmas elixer soup left!
i can pour him a bowl of that its okay

[It takes him a second to finish replying, though, because he has to turn his head until he sees it.]

oh i see it now
: thats eyes and o is the nose and ) is the smile okay


[Aaand give him another moment or so.]

c:|>

[hystericull]

Oh mOtHeRfUcK YeAh! ThAt sHiT Be fUcKiN DeLiCiOuS, yO
FuUuUuUuUuCk yEaH LiNkBrO NoW YoU GoT YoUr oWn fAcE
MoThErFuCkInG BiTcHtItS BrO LoOk iT EvEn gOt yOuR WiCkEd cRaZy hAt tHiNg
BuT, bRo, OnE ThInG
CaN'T AlL Be fOrGeTtInG ThE NoSe, MaN
co:|>
HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
FuCk

[windykind]

oh yeah, i've seen those around!
not sure what they eat, though.
bulls eat plants, right? maybe you can feed it lettuce or something.

[Yeah, he has no idea what bulls eat.]

[cantstopme]

ok i can find lots of plants i think
plants arent really hard to find

but are they really called bulls? i jsut want to make sure

[Sorry John, only livestock he had were pigs. What is a bulls.]

[windykind]

yeah, like cows with giant horns? those are bulls.
except bulls don't have wings. and they can usually, uh, walk.
so i guess you can call them winged bulls or something.

[cantstopme]

but
whats a cow? ive never heard of a cow
but i guess i can call them winged bulls since theyre bulls with wings

[windykind]

oh, sorry!
a cow is like a bull, but it has much smaller horns, and black spots.

[cantstopme]

its okay theres just a lot of things ive never heard of i guess

oh um my name is link by the way
ive never seen writing like that its really neat! i like the blue

[lordoffabulous]

A waste of time if you ask me.
Why keep it alive?
It is much easier to kill something or let it die; that is simply natural selection, dear.

And use your head, the video feature isn't hard to find.

ghirahim why can't I spell your name right

[cantstopme]

because thats mean and they were all like that anyway
i just dont have the room in my dorm for all of them becase i share it


[just.
give him a little bit, he's going to hit all the buttons he can find and OH THERE WE GO. Have a very angry little kid face, Ghirahim!!!! >8(]

I'd never let an animal sit around in pain, that's terrible!

[lordoffabulous]

[ OH OKAY YOU GET TO VIEW HIM LAUGHING AT YOU hi have demon lord jerkass. ]

Actually, you're just tainting nature's ways when you interfere, little hero. My, my, and I thought the amount of Hylia's knights was gratuitous already... I see that you've inherited her foolish desire to save all living beings, despite it being against the very thing she served.

Hylia was a rather unintelligent Goddess. It's not surprising that humans are just as ignorant.

Tell me, do you enjoy tearing apart natural order? Do you think it wants your help? For all you know, you may merely be keeping the creature in pain forever by letting it live.

[cantstopme]

[The young Link blinks a little at all that, and shakes his head.]

I... I've never heard of Hylia. But, um... I know he's not in pain!
He's happy where he is, because he doesn't have to hurt himself just to eat or rest, and I made sure he's warm and safe from all the other monsters in the tower!
Animals are just as important as people, and... and it would be really stupid to just let them die!

[HE LOVES ANIMALS OKAY. Maybe not as much as TP Link, but!!! Animals!!]

You just... you don't understand! You sound like someone who hurts others for their own cause and stuff, like Ganondorf; you probably don't care who or what dies, huh?

[HUFF PUFF.]

[lordoffabulous]

[ Ahhh, that name again. And suddenly, Zelda became useless to him. He was going to make a proper retort and continue to amuse himself at this little boy's naiveté, but then he mentioned that name again.

The one the Princess had. ]

Ganondorf? My, he DOES sound like a bad man. I've never heard of him, though~ You will have to inform me a little more on the subject, as I can't exactly say if I'm any worse or any better if I don't know who you're comparing me to, now, can I?

[ YES... just--if he can get what he needs to know... if he can confirm a theory or two, this will be EXCELLENT. ]

[cantstopme]

[Wow, it's a good thing this Link doesn't think first, otherwise he'd totally be holding his tongue right now.]

Ganondorf... was a terrible man. He tried to get the Triforce just because he was jealous - because he saw someone living better than he did! I don't understand why he couldn't have decided to live somewhere new...

But.. he's gone now; I killed him.

[HERO FACE.]

And if you're just as bad, I won't be scared of doing the same to you!

[mamadonna]

Oh, Heavens, The Poor Thing!
Clearly Some Conception Of A Response Must Be Formed, Should It Have Any Hope Of Returning To Full Health.

[cantstopme]

i know its really sad
its so cute tooit doesnt need to be in pain like this but idont know how to hlep it

[mamadonna]

But Some Method Must Be Discovered, This Cannot Be Allowed To Continue!
Do You Access To Any Gauze?
The Infirmary Should Sufficiently Stocked With It, I'm Certain.
Have You Attempted To Speak With Anyone There?

[cantstopme]

no i havent
i thought they only knew how to help people there ididnt know they can help animals
and um ive only herd of the infirmary i havent really been there
so i dont really know where it is

[mamadonna]

Well, I Am Not Entirely Certain That They Are Equipped For Such A Patient.
But My Little Signless Is Employed In A Position At That Station.
I Would Expect That If Anyone Were Capable Of Handling It, He Would Be Aware Of Them, I Hope.
Where Is The Terminal At Which You Are Presently Located?

[cantstopme]

terminal?
is that waht these letter boxes are caleld?

its near the rooms where everyone is staying because i didnt want to get too far away from him
i keep worrying that hell roll off the bed in his sleep