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[entropied]

I need new cl0thes.

[This is as close to a "HELP ME FIND THEM" as anyone's going to get. Totally chillin' in that white spandex suit yeahhhh.]

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[orphans]

Then acquire neww ones.

[entropied]

That's why I'm asking, y0u idi0t.

[orphans]

You shouldn't need to, less you're incapable of dressing yourself.

[entropied]

Y0u may n0t have n0ticed since y0u are embarrassingly un0bservant, but the t0wer d0esn't 0ffer any.

[orphans]

Floor fifteen. Make your owwn.
There is also a trunk at the end of your bed. This is typically used for storing vvarious items. It is rectangular in shape, and approximately three by twwo feet, and one foot deep.
If you are unfamiliar wwith its mechanics, you may open it by pulling at its lid.

[entropied]

Thank y0u f0r that stunningly helpful explanati0n.

[orphans]

Shall I refrain from the use of multisyllabic words in the future?

[entropied]

Yes, please.