20 December 2011 @ 09:13 pm
( OOC CUT FOR IMAGE )It is normal to be all coming back to life after being brutally motherfucking killed, I can be all seeing this.
SHIT ISN'T AT ALL HARD TO UNDERSTAND.
I motherfucking get it.
BUT
The next step is where I'm getting all my wonderment on about are the limitations of the motherfucking bloodshed on a single sad little subject.
THERE ALL HAS TO BE ONE, YEAH?
There can't always be too much of a good thing here.
THAT'S JUST TOO MOTHERFUCKING SUSPICIOUS.
Just how many times do I gotta be all killing someone until they just stop coming back?
TWICE? THRICE? TEN MOTHERFUCKING TIMES?
Hey, maybe, just motherfucking maybe, it is all never ending.
AIN'T THAT ALL SOMETHING......?[ ooc; the typing quirk is just for the original post. i just...like doing it... :V so don't worry about following suit or anything, i guess??? <3 ]
15 December 2011 @ 01:49 pm
[Text]a message to my captors
good morning!
or if its evening then good evening
bit hard to tell what with the lack of fenestration, you really ought to do something about that
anyway hello
to be perfectly level i havent a clue whether this message will actually reach those responsible for my detention
but if anybody does happen to see it id like to request further information
before you ask yes i did see the letters
and yes i did read them!
but they were very short and singularly unsatisfying.
for instance they failed to mention who you are or why i am being imprisoned
or whats become of my companions
or for that matter what in the giggly hell youve got me wearing.
i swear kanaya would go into conniptions if she saw me in this thing :T
anyway please respond asap so we can get all this baloney worked out.
yours truly (for the moment),
- The Emissary
secondary:
a message to my Captor
... and my Nitram too i just couldnt resist that pun :)
where have you boys gotten off to?
dont go hiding just because you look ridiculous!
hehehe at any rate
it looks as if our last adventure may take a little longer than anticipated.
i hope youre not too tuckered out to carry on!
im sure weve all had a nice long nap by now so no excuses
meet me by 2-07 if you can
if youre not here in five shakes im coming after you
this is not negotiable ;)
- TA((OOC: let me know at any point if you'd prefer I didn't use the red courier fdsakf;jl))
28 November 2011 @ 11:43 pm
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kk iif ii fiind out you're behiind thii2 ii'm 2piilliing coffee all over your 2tupiid whiite jacket
and then burniing iit
and to22iing the charred remaiins two the 2eadweller2
a22hole