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I need new cl0thes.

[This is as close to a "HELP ME FIND THEM" as anyone's going to get. Totally chillin' in that white spandex suit yeahhhh.]

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I ain't the one all running getting my demand on for some clothes!

W0uld y0u prefer I didn't?

Sure you motherfucking want me to answer that?
>;o)

N0.
I want y0u t0 g0 away.

Aw, no fun at all, motherfucker.
JUST GOT THIS BIG OLD STICK UP WHERE THE MOON DON'T GLOW.

0nly when I'm talking t0 y0u.

Sure know how to make a brother feel all special and shit!
>;o)

Shut up.
Y0u aren't special.

You all just motherfucking keep telling yourself that.

What is s0 impressive ab0ut y0u?
Y0ur caste?
There have been a milli0n highbl00ds bef0re y0u and there will be a milli0n after.
N0t even y0ur empress cares ab0ut y0u specifically.

[Burn! But he's pretty good at rethinking his words before typing them.]

Ooh, yeah, Her Imperiousness is all like the biggest sore spot that a bitch can be all poking at with her glowing chopsticks.
I AM MOTHERFUCKING IMPRESSIVE BECAUSE
It's me >;o)
I DON'T NEED A ONE MOTHERFUCKER TO BE ALL THINKING HOW SHITTY AND MEAN I AM TO CHANGE MY MIND.
Just give up, sister.
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN ALL MOTHERFUCKING SAY.

N0.
There's n0thing unique ab0ut y0u either.
Y0u're just like all the rest.

Sister, them words all hurt.
THEY REALLY MOTHERFUCKING DO.
Getting my salty tears all down my motherfucking face about that shit.

Is that all it takes?
Y0u're getting s0ft.

Careful not to be all taking jokes too fucking far.
YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BOLDNESS GETS YOU INTO SHIT TONS OF TROUBLE.
But trouble which I will all be more than fucking willing to indulge you in, heh heh.

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oH MY GOD, hIGHBLOOD,
tRY HARDER,

Nothing doing, motherfucker!
JUST A BROTHER GETTING HIS NOT AS MALICIOUS AS HE'D LIKE FUN ON.

rEALLY,
cAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR PATHETICALLY UNSUBTLE PROPOSITION IS GETTING REJECTED, tO ME,
wHICH IS SORT OF SAD, aCTUALLY,

Bitch all came onto me first.
GOTTA COUNT FOR SOMETHING, HEH HEH.

[Not really, but it's still funny to him. He's pretty sure she wasn't in her 'right mind' like he and many others had been.]

[NOPE panic mode engage!]

Liar.
Y0u are s0 pathetic.

You only fucking
WISH I WAS MOTHERFUCKING LYING.

[...SQUINTS AT THE SCREEN. Looks up through this conversation. Sees nothing that looks like flirting. Remembers the Handmaid's messed up hand and...]

[Well now he's annoyed LKJASD;FLJASDF THANKS FOR THAT REMINDER, ASSHOLE]

nOPE,
aT LEAST SHE PROBABLY BEAT YOU UP AFTERWARDS,
i GUESS,

Beat me up?
HA HA HA THAT WASN'T THE MOTHERFUCKING BEST OF JOKES.
But you're getting there.

[Eyerolling into the sun. Look, he's got a bone to pick with you about this cause as far as he knows, you weren't under any influences when you kissed her back. So!!!]

uH HUH,
sO DO YOU BITE ALL THE LOWBLOODS YOU REALLY LIKE,
oR ARE SHE AND i JUST THE LUCKY ONES,

Don't usually got a real taste for lowbloods
TOO MOTHERFUCKING RARE, EVEN, BUT.
Guess you motherfuckers are just lucky.
OR I'VE LOWERED MY MOTHERFUCKING STANDARDS.
Who even knows, right?
HEH.