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[thekidsare0kay]

hey uh.
ii thiink ii'm gettiing 2iick or 2omethiing.
they called me down two the iinfiirmary and diid 2omethiing wiith my collar, but now ii feel liike 2hiit.
probably not a good iidea two 2ee me for a biit.
ju2t two warn you.

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[thekidsare0kay]

how cata2trophiic?

nah, ii'd ju2t burn the book.
my ance2tor ii2 takiing care of iit, wiillow, thank2.

[guiltapalooza]

Let's just say if I really wanted to, my whole planet could go bye-bye. Ordinarily I don't get anywhere up to that level of power, but if my collar were tampered with... I just don't want to think about it.

Oh, ouch, I can't condone book-burning. My little library dwelling heart shrivels just thinking of it. But I'm glad he's there for you! That does make me feel better, he's a nice guy.

[thekidsare0kay]

oh, 2o the cata2trophiic level of cata2trophe.
good two know.

iit'2 not my thiing, eiither.
and yeah, he'2 not bad.

[guiltapalooza]

Yeah, the word catastrophe was very intentional and well-placed. Good thing yours aren't quite so world-ending.

I think he worries about you kinda. I know trolls don't have family, but sometimes you really act like it.

[thekidsare0kay]

dangerou2 enough, though.

ii gue22. ii don't thiink our relatiion2hiip could be called normal, though.
ii mean, mo2t people never meet theiir ance2tor2.

[guiltapalooza]

I know. But you'll get through this okay. We've had worse things happen before, that's for sure.

Pfft, who needs normal? Nothing about this situation is normal. If it works for you, that's what's important.

[thekidsare0kay]

ii hope iit doe2n't get wor2e.
that'd be ju2t my luck.

that'2 true.

[guiltapalooza]

Luck is such a bitch, isn't it?

At least you aren't alone. And Aradia's here. Way more Aradia's than is strictly necessary, at the moment, actually.

[thekidsare0kay]

the biigge2t.

yeah there 2ure are a whole lot more aradiia2 than average twoday.

[guiltapalooza]

Maybe it'll turn around a little while you're here. It's not all completely bad.

Is that normal, for her? I don't really get how the whole time thing works.

[thekidsare0kay]

you're a pretty optiimii2tiic per2on, aren't you?

iit happen2 from tiime two tiime, yeah.
ii don't know about normal, but duriing the game 2he generated dozen2 of alternate tiimeliine2, and all the ver2iion2 of her came to help u2 fiight the fiinal bo22.

[guiltapalooza]

Guilty as charged. Or at least I try to be. Thinking of all the ways everything could end badly just makes me go all babbly and incoherent, and that's fun for no one.

Gosh, I knew she had to be heroic, but that's a lot of heroic. There isn't anything bad that happens from her having all these clones, is there?

[thekidsare0kay]

ii don't know, iit 2ound2 cute.

uh...

[guiltapalooza]

No, not cute, just majorly embarrassing. Well sometimes people tell me it's cute but mostly I just think it's embarrassing.

There is something bad, isn't there? I knew it. Just tell me.

[thekidsare0kay]

ii thiink that'2 the defiiniitiion of cute two everyone el2e.

well, ba2iically everyone iin any of the alternate tiimeliine2 ii2 doomed.

[guiltapalooza]

Oh. Yeah, good point. I do think it's cute when other people are embarrassed. Maybe just cause it's novel to see it on someone else for a change.

... I didn't think of that, but it has to be that way, doesn't it. Or the timelines will interfere with each other and, eesh, paradox. That must be hard to live with.

[thekidsare0kay]

exactly!

yeah, that'2 how iit work2.
there'2 the alpha tiimeliine, and then all the others are doomed tiimeliine2.

[guiltapalooza]

It is cute when you and Aradia talk about each other. Very novel.

I think I hate that word doomed already. I'll be thrilled when all of this is over.

[thekidsare0kay]

waiit, no, diid you ju2t call me cute?

ju2t thiink, my tiitle ii2 the mage of doom.
thiink how much ii mu2t hate iit.

[guiltapalooza]

Yup, I sure did, and I stand by it. Extremely cute.

But you can petition to change that, right? A petition would totally work. You just have to find someone to... petition. So that you aren't doomed anymore. Because I don't want you to be doomed!

[thekidsare0kay]

2hiit.
and look at you, you're 2o cute, two!
what am ii 2uppo2ed two do about thii2?

ii don't thiink 2o.
ii thiink the tiitle ii2 related two our per2onaliitiie2 and maybe our power2, two.
ii'm doomed, wiillow, ii already foretold my death, twiice, and the 2econd one ha2n't happened yet.

[guiltapalooza]

Hey, I did not sign up for a cuteness retaliation. You're supposed to let me tease you about what Aradia's said to me about you, and then I tease her about you said to me about her, and it all goes great and I get to witness all sorts of embarrassment.

... Yeah, I figured. If it helps at all, if there's one thing I've learned about prophecies it's that they skimp on the fine details. They suspiciously never mention what's going to happen after it gets fulfilled. So it might not really be as bad as totally and utterly doomed? Maybe more like temporarily doomed.

[thekidsare0kay]

2orry, giirl, you have been 2ubjected two a cutene22 retaliiatiion and there'2 nothiing you can do about iit.

ii have had vii2iion2 my entiire liife.
ii foretold that ii would diie twiice, and go bliind before the 2econd tiime.
ii'm not really 2ure what'2 goiing two happen after ii diie, whiich ii2 probably natural.

[guiltapalooza]

You're asking for some serious payback here. Watch out because when you least expect it, and aren't currently sick and power-wacky from collar tampering, there will be so much cuteness revenge.

Just let me keep my implausible hope for the future, okay? Cause thinking about you getting blinded and dying at some undefined point in the future is actually really upsetting and I think we have enough upsetting. I would rather talk about stupid things like the first half of this, and pretend we don't all have to go back to our apocalyptic fates at home.

[thekidsare0kay]

briing iit, baby~~

you thiink iit'2 up2ettiing two you?
iit'2 goiing two be me who diie2!
agaiin.
but yeah, we can talk about 2omethiing el2e.